Keto Complaint Department

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #221

Oh hell. Do it. It feels SOOOOOOO good.
Also:

NOT SORE TODAY
WTAF???

(Ari the Wolf) #222

Complaint of the day… Hubby and I both need to buy new wedding rings. The old ones will NOT stay on our fingers. And they’re titanium, so there’s no way to just get it resized. GAH!

#223

I guess I’m going to resort to what a co-worker is doing…wearing leggings to work. Jeans keep getting baggy!! WTF Keto, knock it off, clothing is 'pensive!

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #224

I’ve used spacers on my rings, maybe an option for you?

(Patty W) #225

You’re an animal! Woot!:grin:

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #226

I love it. So much. Thanks. Lol

(Jim Russell) #227

Congrats, dude. For me, when I slimmed down from 420 to less than 300, the biggest thing was not having to shop for clothes at a special store. Keep it up!

(Sheri Knauer) #228

OMG! You’re going to drop dead if you keep eating like that! :joy:

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #229

:zornface:

Want to see my lipid panel?

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #230

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(Sheri Knauer) #231

:thumbs:

(Siobhan) #232

I need a shirt that says “PATIENT STATUS: FASTING”
Anyone else…? No…? :joy:

(Mike Glasbrener) #233

I spent $30 on 15lbs of pork shoulder yesterday at Costco! I’ll never be able to afford to eat keto! Along with baby backed ribs and rib eyes… WTF am I going to store the ice cream when my freezer is full of this damn meat?

(Sheri Knauer) #234

I hear you! I have so many leftovers and meat stocked in my freezer that I can hardly fit anything else and I could probably live completely out of my freezer for months. I don’t know what to do with all the extra money I am saving on not having to buy food for a while. Damn keto!

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #235

Beef ribs. These have been in my freezer since March. Damn fine dinner tonight.

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(Sheri Knauer) #236

Those look so freakin good!

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #237

They are one of my top keto foods for excellent nutrition and fat/protein

(Sheri Knauer) #238

Damn keto. Since going keto, I no longer “toot” like I used to and now I have to listen to my kids carry on about how mommy doesn’t “toot” anymore. :joy:

(Andrew Anderson) #239

:sweat_drops:Real complaint: my belt extends so far out when unbuckled… I have to position it in such a way to not tinkle on it. :sweat_drops:

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #240

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