Keto Complaint Department

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #241

I KNOW RIGHT???

I NEVER FART

:sad_face:

(Andrea E.) #242

mmmmm…hollandaise

(Jeanette Villanueva) #243

My mouth is watering

(KCKO, KCFO 🥥) #244

Dang Keto/fasting combo. I have had to go through all my smaller clothes to find anything to wear . Now I had to buy new sandals because the old ones slip off my feet. Good thing the grocery bill is going down, gotta pay for those sandals some how.

(Lauren) #245

I had to buy new underwear, all my old ones were falling down under my jeans. It was not a great feeling, but the new undies fixed that.

(Andrea E.) #246

The grocery store clerk gives me dirty looks when she sees my cart full of bacon, butter, and HWC.

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #247

He be jelly

(Mitchell Broadway) #248

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I had to eat this for dinner. Ribeye steak with blue cheese butter. Dang diet food.

(Mike Glasbrener) #249

Went to restaurant with family and they had lunch. I had tea because I was fasting (60hr tot.). The waiter asked what I wanted first time through and I said nothing but the tea. He returned to me and asked again at the end… Do you mean it’s unusual for people to go there w/o eating?:stuck_out_tongue:

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #250

Last night I ate an entire package of maple bacon and do not feel guilty.
WTF

(Dustin) #251

Sorry if this was mentioned before… I diddnt want to read all 250 comments. But in regards to the thread title. If ya miss farting while on keto then start prolong fast. For some reason I will blow up or ah…“out” with carbs. With keto no gas, but when when I fast I fart often. Nothing really offensive it just makes me laugh, and wonder why.

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #252

No doubt that is your unique gut biome when food is absent. Interesting tho. First I’ve heard of this.

(Nathanael Schulte) #253

Nah, I know I can always make it happen with the right artificial sweetener.

(Carpe salata!) #254

No whey? This thread is awesome !

I so miss those few minutes after waking up convincing myself to face the joint pain and get up and face the day…

Now I just step out of bed like its a magic carpet… just too easy damnyou!

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #255

@richard forced me to watch Firefly

Jane is gonna cut my McDonald’s McDouble Triple

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(Richard Morris) #256

I made you watch the series the first time :slight_smile:

(MakinBacon) #257

I love Firefly! I also love triple cheeseburgers. What a great photo.

(Sophie) #258

Bought a pair of shorts about 3mos ago even though they were a little tight. Wore them yesterday and could pull them on/off without unbuttoning them. They hang on me! Pretty much missed that window of opportunity. This is getting damn expensive!

ETA: People say, oh I couldn’t afford to eat all that meat and butter and cream etc., but the reality is you can’t afford to keep buying smaller clothes everytime you turn around!

(Sarah Tilford) #259

TRUTH :joy:

(Mike Glasbrener) #260

How will I ever remember to empty out some garbage can without fruit flies to remind me?