Thank you to all who have helped me!

(Empress of the Unexpected) #81

Sorry - dry wit. I am in it to win it to reduce my high triglycerides. So I was just being funny and saying the toothpaste wasn’t the cause.

(Ashley) #82

Ah lol, I forgot the whole post was about toothpaste haha!

(Katie the Quiche Scoffing Stick Ninja ) #83

I enjoy reading your posts too :slight_smile:
And stuff the haters, KCKO for sure.
Just shake your head and send them good vibes.
That is all you can do :slight_smile:

(Raj Seth) #84

Have you had Fathead chickenhead or other “Keto”head pizza? Super Easy to make. I keep a few crusts in the freezer. Next I’m gonna make sausage crust pizza a la Lou Malnati- recipe is on here.
I love :two_hearts: pizza. I think it’s the melted cheese/tomato sauce/ greasy pepperoni combo that I crave. So - just pop one in the oven.

(Empress of the Unexpected) #85

Isn’t the toothpaste thread going to go down in forum history? One of my favorite posters is @Noapples4u. Why can’t I change my name to @notoothpaste4u?

(Ashley) #86

I think you can put a tag below your name in the setting :slight_smile:

(LeeAnn Brooks) #87

Okay.

I’m not even going to attempt to wade into that one.

(TJ Borden) #88

Oh yeah. I’ve made fathead pizza many times. I’m going to try making the sausage crust pizza soon.

My pizza choice this weekend was more psychological than anything. Whenever my wife is away, I resort back to bachelor living. Ordering pizza was just out of laziness. I probably would have ordered Chinese, but I live just far enough out of town that pizza is the only thing I can get delivered.

(Raj Seth) #89

Ok ok. I give. Where do I find this toothpaste thread?

(TJ Borden) #90
(Empress of the Unexpected) #91

8 weeks still no ketosis

(Ron) #92

Here-

(Ron) #93

LOL - We must have all clicked at the same time.:rofl:

(Raj Seth) #94

@Regina that toothpaste thread is hilarious. Just for that I maybe have to eat a tube of toothpaste and see if I get knocked out of ketosis

Wait - I don’t ever measure ketones…
Oh, I don’t pay attention to zealots either…
Ahhh must be because I’m in the “I’ll do me - you do you” camp
Ahhh. And also I’m in the KCKO camp
And in the KCFO camp

I’m in so many camps, I think I need more :tent:

Wait. I just have to get a tent at Ketofest- it will be labeled the “All n=1 welcome” tent. BYO toothpaste

:joy::rofl::joy::rofl:

(LeeAnn Brooks) #95

I’m in the “I’ll eat dark chocolate if I want to” and “try to take away my peanut butter and you may lose a finger” camps. :yum:

(Raj Seth) #96

I needs my fingers to scoop out the PB from the bottle

I guess it won’t be from your PB bottle

(Empress of the Unexpected) #97

Aahhh! What a relief. A sense of humor on the forum!

(Empress of the Unexpected) #98

No, if you are going to go off-keto, order Thai!!

(Empress of the Unexpected) #99

I’ve done that twice!!!

(TJ Borden) #100

I love Thai, but no place close enough to deliver, so it didn’t work into my laziness.