Keto Complaint Department
I spent $30 on 15lbs of pork shoulder yesterday at Costco! I’ll never be able to afford to eat keto! Along with baby backed ribs and rib eyes… WTF am I going to store the ice cream when my freezer is full of this damn meat?
I hear you! I have so many leftovers and meat stocked in my freezer that I can hardly fit anything else and I could probably live completely out of my freezer for months. I don’t know what to do with all the extra money I am saving on not having to buy food for a while. Damn keto!
They are one of my top keto foods for excellent nutrition and fat/protein
Damn keto. Since going keto, I no longer “toot” like I used to and now I have to listen to my kids carry on about how mommy doesn’t “toot” anymore. 
Real complaint: my belt extends so far out when unbuckled… I have to position it in such a way to not tinkle on it.
Dang Keto/fasting combo. I have had to go through all my smaller clothes to find anything to wear . Now I had to buy new sandals because the old ones slip off my feet. Good thing the grocery bill is going down, gotta pay for those sandals some how.
I had to buy new underwear, all my old ones were falling down under my jeans. It was not a great feeling, but the new undies fixed that.
The grocery store clerk gives me dirty looks when she sees my cart full of bacon, butter, and HWC.
Went to restaurant with family and they had lunch. I had tea because I was fasting (60hr tot.). The waiter asked what I wanted first time through and I said nothing but the tea. He returned to me and asked again at the end… Do you mean it’s unusual for people to go there w/o eating?