Texting is hazardous to your health.
texting and walking can lead to bears in your face and a car slamming your azz into the sky thru a collison and so much more…but darn hysterical!
sad that texting does NOT stop the eating tho huh?
but one can text and drive and find the darn fast foods easily and find the fastest ruin to health
huh, wait, we don’t need to text about that, it is on every single corner in areas so one just has to look up at some time to hit a drive thru of food crap that suits them HA
Kitty Crack, Cat Dope, Feline Fentanyl, Meowijuana, The Nip.
50% of cats lack the gene to make it a party. So, ask your doctor if Nepeta cataria is right for you.
That should take you into the weekend. Don’t forget to call your mom on Sunday for Mother’s Day or the Sith will be the least of your worries.
Vader is the best. Revenge of the sixth. Lololol
Robin likes the bad boys? Noted.
Well, I won’t argue with that!
Don’t worry, you’re on the list for next time.
If it’s just me, I’ll be a single serving.