Humor2 🙃

[Aqua_chonk]

What? It’s net carbs.

[Aqua_chonk]

[Rebj]

I’m glad you started a new Humor Page! I can’t get caught up on the first one!

[Aqua_chonk]

Pufferfish contain a toxin in their spikes that kills predators. It has a slightly different effect on dolphins, though: It gets them high. Dolphins will pass around pufferfish to get stoned.

Dude.

[Fangs]

Dude, I wanna be a dolphin today!

[Aqua_chonk]

[Aqua_chonk]

Because cheese, that’s why.

[PaulL]

I prefer to roll my own. Cheese, that is; what did you think I meant?

[Aqua_chonk]

The proper use of carbs. Gives whole new meaning to “ocean spray.”

[Aqua_chonk]

One of my favorite quotes of all time. And something to keep in mind when deciding whether or not to describe keto to someone holding a can of Mt. Dew.

[robintemplin]

Oh, great analogy!!!

[Aqua_chonk]

Need some new goals?

I’ll bet he could loosen a jar of pickles with his buttcheeks.

[robintemplin]

@Karen18 @Shortstuff @marklifestyle
Why did I think of yall during this? I should have been thinking what a couch sloth I am; instead I pictured you taking this guy on

[Shortstuff]

I think my joints would crumble

[Shinita]

The arms are nice too… Yeah, he uses some impressive looking weights for them…

And I felt so inferior before… (Just in general, I don’t even need a muscular one for it. And I am a lazy chubby 45 years old woman anyway. With workouts sometimes. I do lift. Tiny weights. But bigger ones than 2 years ago… So it’s something.)

I will watch this video in the morning of my planned workouts… As I tend to decide “not today” when my circumstances are a bit problematic. I have a sprained ankle now, for example, not like it matters much.

[Aqua_chonk]

You spin me right round, baby, right round.

[Aqua_chonk]

Still one of the best “quick” documentaries of all time.

[Aqua_chonk]

Some foods contain unhealthy amounts of heavy metals.

[PaulL]

“. . . and another one bites the dust!”

[PaulL]

So much for the argument that monocrops are environmentally friendly, eh?