Riiiight 
Humor :-)
PetaMarie
(squirrel-kissing paper tamer)
#1603
No, I yelled out my bathroom window, “Hey! Knock it off!” He jumped and ran off. I skeered him.
VirginiaEdie
(Edith)
#1604
I think I would start using my grill for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. Then, I would learn the noise ordinances and then push it to the limit of legal. Her neighbor was way too accommodating.
Tmdlkwd
(Troy)
#1606
BeStill
#1609
Hey you can’t be too careful lol…once had a lonely roaming 6 yr old 6-YEAR OLD ask to play with our kids in their treehouse…he set it on fire, then tried to put it out…with PEE!!!
PetaMarie
(squirrel-kissing paper tamer)
#1611
Yikes. When we were little my brother’s friend kept pushing on the sides of the tree house after being told to stop it numerous times. He was then told he wasn’t allowed in it at all but he did it anyway, pushed the side off and fell out breaking a wrist. His parents sued my parents so no more tree houses for us EVER!!
Momof5
(Susan)
#1613
These are some funny Keto t-shirts I saw on a site when I was looking for something else. I didn’t order any of them but thought they were cute:
Maybe after I am Maintenance in 2 years or however long it takes to get there, and I need some new clothes, I will order some of them for celebration.
I would probably not fit into them now anyway, even if I did order any, but they are cute.
Momof5
(Susan)
#1615
The first one, I may talk about Keto at any time is me -which is another awesome reason I found this forum… hehe.
anon24390425
#1616
I found one that said whiskey is keto. Yes, please. I start a new job on Monday, so I’m gonna knock a few of my top shelf bourbons back tonight. 
