Humor :-)


(Heather Meyer) #843

Yep…
Here in Canada its

H-erb and Jag-wire and H-our


(Heather Meyer) #844

If you can find a dog who does this…it would make my life so much easier I have cleaned up so much dog puke since June that it could fill a bathtub… So i would gladly buy a breed that consumes vomit instead of expelling it!


(Heather Meyer) #845

When i visited Colorado… i met a man from Ohio…
Interesting accent…

Hope(Pronounced H-Oh-P)
Soap (Pronounced S-Oh-P)
Nope (Pronounced Nuh-Oh-P)

The “Oh” sound was very punctuated in the word.
Here in Canada we say Soap pronounced Ss-ope

Then in England you have your A’s pronounced R’s and vica versa

My name is Heather pronounced Heth-ahh
And Emma would be pronounced Emm-er


(Stickin' with mammoth) #846

Damnit, Alex, I was eating dinner when I read this!


(Eric - The patient needs to be patient!) #847

I don’t often snort laugh but I did on this. Thanks


(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #848

I hope it’s stuffed with brie, wrapped in bacon and then smothered in butter!!!


(Little Miss Scare-All) #849

Snorts mean theyre the good kind. I do the same thing :grin:


(Stickin' with mammoth) #850

I’ll be right over…


(Stickin' with mammoth) #851

Well, that explains my bank account


(Stickin' with mammoth) #852


(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #853

See you soon! :laughing:


(Stickin' with mammoth) #854

I don’t own a smartphone and I’ve never texted. I’ll be hiking with a bounce in my step until I’m 96.


(Little Miss Scare-All) #855

Joyce Meyer, the same minister lady who also had $23,000 commode in her office. Not a toilet, but a $23,000 antique dresser that sparked a state Senate investigation lol. “Make your contribution and you’ll get a better seat”.


(Little Miss Scare-All) #856


(Stickin' with mammoth) #857

That’s one of my fav’s. I posted that a long time ago in here.


(Jane) #858

Nerd


(Randy) #859


(Eric - The patient needs to be patient!) #860

Randy

Perfect it is.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #861

I’m sure they meant to write keto BBQ sauce.


(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #862

If God doesn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?