When my granddaughter was about 14 months old, she held a childrens’ domino up to her ear and babbled into it. It was her cell phone.
Humor :-)
anon2571578
#767
“Face it, girls, I’m older and I have more insurance.”
Classic. Great movie and great book.
anon2571578
#769
We need more stories of wife-beating Klansmen getting killed and served up in a BBQ to the police investigating the murder.
Meerkatsandy
#772
My husband and I own a mini…our roads are pretty bad (some are old, others are re-done badly (gotta put some money into people’s pockets), we’re a transit country(lots of trucks), etc) and I first have to apogize to my car, then to my body because the car’s suspension is so damn hard, then I curse the roads for increasing the damage to suspension…
Aqua_chonk
(Stickin' with mammoth)
#781
Hell, yeah. Use complete sentences with proper punctuation or I’ll treat you like I treat people who neglect their houseplants and use their vehicle passenger seat as a malodorous dumpster. I’m a writer, I have needs.
x-Dena-x
(Little Miss Scare-All)
#782
slinks away…
Not that I’m perfect, but I am internally snooty about vocabulary when people are speaking/writing. When someone misuses a word, usually in an effort to sound smarter, I cringe and have to keep myself from correcting them. Sometimes I slip and say, “That’s not the correct usage of that word…”.
Or when people misspeak certain words: Liberry (as in Library), Nukeular (as in Nuclear), Jagwire(as in Jaguar–Euro pronunciation of Jahg-ew-are is what I see as most correct and perfectly acceptible).
Nails on a chalkboard.