Humor :-)


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2601

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This is very, very wrong…

Peanut Butter and Jelly Macaroni and Cheese with Brown Sugar Streusel and Strawberry “Crackle” (aka Pop Rocks) .

Yes, it’s Disney. No, not all cartoon mice belong in the kitchen.


(Robin) #2602

Send memes immediately…


#2603

I gotta say that is one of THE MOST disgusting food combos I’ve seen in a bit…omg yuk


(Ronnie) #2604

Ok.?!!! Just for the record, in a joking sort of way.

I would jump at the opportunity at becoming a Canadian.

Really? Yes.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2605

So hard to capture footage. It’s mostly fuzzy, like Bigfoot. I mean the photos of Bigfoot are fuzzy, not…well, I guess Bigfoot is fuzzy, too. Not sure, really. Too many hipster beards in Portland, can’t differentiate anymore. I guess I could just look for the guy who isn’t in skinny jeans.


(Robin) #2606

You don’t think Bigfoot has adopted fashion trends over the years? How do you think he’s lasted so long? Remember when he had a mullet?


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2607

I try to put mullets out of my mind, along with Jolt Cola and neon leggings. I actually knew a guy back in the day who used to empty Pixie Stix into his Jolt, you know, for that lil’ sumpin’ extra. I think it was the sole reason QuikTrip existed on the corner near our highschool.

Never actually tried Jolt, not even sure what it is–fruity, cola, both? None of that ready-made crap for me, though, I was a self-made sugar idiot, queen of the Suicide*.

*Before you tag me, know that Suicides were concoctions obtained by holding a gigantic refillable plastic beverage container (I favored the ones that changed color in different temperatures; I really liked to roll the dice with chromosomal damage) under all 6 soda fountain dispensers for equal amounts of time, producing a usually dark russet-colored Frankenstein monster of liquid diabetes. It didn’t actually taste all that bad, the Hawaiian Punch really put it over the top.

This is how I made it through the horror that was my senior year without controlled substances.


(Karen) #2608

Do you think thats why we say pigs grunt, cos we also say happy as a pig in s**t


(PJ) #2609

Well, my video-to-sleep tendency is some czechoslovakian dude who cleans carpets. Yes seriously. It is the same steps always, there is gentle relaxing music, and it’s always going to have a happy ending. It’s my drug of choice lately. :rofl: I thought I was just a weirdo but I’ve seen this guy get up to 1.3+ million views on a video, holy guacamole!! Ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZrcj9sYMjg

Humor, to make this post ok :slight_smile:


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(Stickin' with mammoth) #2611

I’ve watched that guy! I highly recommend him. I’m a neat freak minimalist so any time order is being restored somewhere, I’m deliriously happy.

I can’t watch Hoarders, I have to skip to the reveal at the end to offset the twitching.

I also recommend watching other people do yardwork. Very relaxing.


(Bacon is better) #2612

As Mark Twain wrote: “Work fascinates me. I could sit and watch it for hours.”


#2613

I can imagine it to work… And I might have seen such videos, it was nice once or twice but I got bored. Well we in this household and even friend circle are into animals, among others, nowadays we watch little beings under a microscope… The guy has a very nice calming voice, he usually talk fast on another science channel but here? Here there are facts and speculations and thinking about life, more like just wondering about it… It’s soft and light and sloooow.

But when I turn off the computer, I get awake again so it’s not mine. It’s my SO’s “falling to sleep on my bean bag” (he has head miles in his own bed, negative, disturbing thoughts) video watching.
I read in my bed. Supernovas almost always make me sleep and it’s an exciting topic, I LOVE it and read about it hundreds of times… :smiley: But it works nicely.
I have songs for sleep too.

Boring to me. I like to watch people spend weeks on some cute elaborated decorative stuff… It so doesn’t worth it to do that myself (and I lack skills and zillion things but that’s not the point) but watching someone to put all the huge efforts and making something cool? And this in a very well-made video with proper music, talking, great cuts, never boring, never rushed, lights are perfect etc.? Seeing them spending 2 more weeks in tiny nuances when I already would consider it perfect? That is totally worth it.


(Robin) #2614

I use the movie, You’ve Got Mail. I know every line every scene, every soundtrack, etc. so my mind says, “Oh, this againzzzzzzz…


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2615

Only the old-timers will get this one.


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(Robin) #2617

Well played, karma. Well played.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2618

So you know how to pack for your summer vacation.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2619

This. Guy. Is. Amazing.


(Robin) #2620

Agree