Elephant endowment, here I come! LOL!! (I’m 2 pounds away and approaching.)
The image in my head when I read this was of the chihuahua with his mouth around the ankle of the leg dragging it down a road. Now I can’t get it out of my head.
Thanks. Now it’s stuck in my head too. Lol
Apparently I’ve lost the worlds largest ball of tape.
I’ve lost the average amount of cheese eaten per year, by eating way more than that in cheese…LOL
I like that vision… especially since I think of my grandsons Deer like 4 lb little Chihuahua. TJ is so delicate looking… but he could do it.
Apparently I’ve lost an elephant’s penis, would’ve thought I’d have noticed one of those in my bag.
So I sat on the plane a few days ago and a child walked up the isle and passed my seat. This triggered the thought - how much is 16 kg in small children? Well apparently 16kg is the average weight of a 4 year old. So in real terms I’ve lost a 4 year old . I will be looking at small children now in a different light!!
Up to a cinder block and a rack of ribs.
I lost a newborn calf and I’m almost to a 2 month old horse.
As of today, an average two year old.
A 5 gallon bottle of water or an average human leg (creepy).
I’ve lost a gold brick and need to lose a microwave!
Coming up on an Irish Setter!
Today, the scale said that it’s a small bale of hay.
I prefer to think of it as five gallons of water and the average amount of chemical additives consumed by an American in a calendar year.
An elephant heart and a guinea pig
I’ve lost a human head and an average human leg. You’d think I would have noticed…
I would way prefer to find a brick of gold🤣
I lost 3 bags of red potatoes in 3 months. My goal is to lose another 3 bags by Christmas. By the way, anyone have a keto recipe for egg nog?
The search function in this forum works very well.
The magnifying glass shaped thing at the top of the page? All I did was put in the words “egg nog”.