Elephant endowment, here I come! LOL!! (I’m 2 pounds away and approaching.)
How Much have you Lost
The image in my head when I read this was of the chihuahua with his mouth around the ankle of the leg dragging it down a road. Now I can’t get it out of my head.
I’ve lost the average amount of cheese eaten per year, by eating way more than that in cheese…LOL
I like that vision… especially since I think of my grandsons Deer like 4 lb little Chihuahua. TJ is so delicate looking… but he could do it.
Apparently I’ve lost an elephant’s penis, would’ve thought I’d have noticed one of those in my bag.
So I sat on the plane a few days ago and a child walked up the isle and passed my seat. This triggered the thought - how much is 16 kg in small children? Well apparently 16kg is the average weight of a 4 year old. So in real terms I’ve lost a 4 year old . I will be looking at small children now in a different light!!
Up to a cinder block and a rack of ribs.
Today, the scale said that it’s a small bale of hay.
I prefer to think of it as five gallons of water and the average amount of chemical additives consumed by an American in a calendar year.
I’ve lost a human head and an average human leg. You’d think I would have noticed…
I lost 3 bags of red potatoes in 3 months. My goal is to lose another 3 bags by Christmas. By the way, anyone have a keto recipe for egg nog?
The search function in this forum works very well.
The magnifying glass shaped thing at the top of the page? All I did was put in the words “egg nog”.