150 Oxford Dictionary …lol
I’ve lost about 550 eggs, so the cupboards are a bit bare at the moment…
I lost a leg, gained a brain, went carnivore, staying the same.
I’ve lost an automobile tire, a human head and a rack of baby back ribs!
And I can feel my ribs now!!!
I got so excited when I could feel mine again, also collarbones, yea.
Please turn your head away from my voice, and put your fingers in your ears because I have something delicate to say about my weight loss on keto the last three months. Ok Everyone.
Are you ready? Here’s my good news . . .
Losing significant belly fat I can now wipe my _____ more efficiently without pulling a chest muscle.
Sweet Baby Jesus, have you not tried toilet paper ?.
Indelicate it may be to discuss, but it is a very real non-scale victory. Congratulations!
One of the things I love best about this way of eating is all the little things I don’t have to think about any more—because I can simply do them!
Oh, it’s in pretend units of measurement.
As of today i have lost a two year old and a brain. You would think i would be more careful.
i want to lose a leg and a chihuahua
A gold brick haha
I’ve lost the “complete Oxford English Dictionary”
Lucky for me I’m not much of a reader…