How Much have you Lost

(Bunny) #102

150 Oxford Dictionary …lol :rofl:

(Doug) #103

I’ve lost about 550 eggs, so the cupboards are a bit bare at the moment…


I lost a leg, gained a brain, went carnivore, staying the same.

(Jane) #105

I’ve lost an automobile tire, a human head and a rack of baby back ribs!

And I can feel my ribs now!!!

(#inforthelonghaul, KCKO, KCFO) #106

I got so excited when I could feel mine again, also collarbones, yea.


Please turn your head away from my voice, and put your fingers in your ears because I have something delicate to say about my weight loss on keto the last three months. Ok Everyone.
Are you ready? Here’s my good news . . .

Losing significant belly fat I can now wipe my _____ more efficiently without pulling a chest muscle.


Sweet Baby Jesus, have you not tried toilet paper ?.

(So much bacon . . . so little time . . .) #109

Indelicate it may be to discuss, but it is a very real non-scale victory. Congratulations!

One of the things I love best about this way of eating is all the little things I don’t have to think about any more—because I can simply do them!

(Nola) #110

This made me laugh today… EIGHTEEN chihuahuas, oh my!

(says keto isn't complicated. Sorry, but it just isn't.) #111

Oh, it’s in pretend units of measurement.


(Susan) #112

As of today i have lost a two year old and a brain. You would think i would be more careful.
i want to lose a leg and a chihuahua

(Pete A) #113

A gold brick haha

(Randy) #114

I’ve lost the “complete Oxford English Dictionary

Lucky for me I’m not much of a reader…