What did you NOT eat today?


(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #907

Man, @SecondBreakfast, you need to come work in our office! :smile:

Everyone knows what I’m doing, but no one seems interested.


Ice cream. A dozen different flavours. With chocolate sugar cone.

I had a fruit tea instead.
And I had to pay for it myself, without an apology from boys dad either.


(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #909

Tell me about it. :roll_eyes:


Make a massive batch of Garlic-Parmesan breadsticks out of Fathead dough, take them to work along with a jar of pizza sauce (found one with 1 NC.), leave them out on the break room table with a sign to “take one”.
That’ll help.

  • If you nuke the breadsticks for a few seconds, the aroma will draw them in. =)

(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #911

Oh, see that’s the problem. I’m “lazy keto”.
No one’s that interested in my tin of sardines. :slight_smile:

(All facts start as dreams dreamt by a wizard) #912

Today, I didnt eat any of this huge box of chocolate that resides next to me 24/7.

(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #913

Throw it out!

(All facts start as dreams dreamt by a wizard) #914

But then I cant continue to post how I didn’t eat itttttt.

It was a get well present lol.

(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #915

Are you feeling any better now, staring at this box of diabetes pellets?

(All facts start as dreams dreamt by a wizard) #916

Stop having good points, Darren. :wink:

(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #917


(Empress of the Unexpected) #918

Sadly, I got sick of bacon and sausage. If I had had the energy, I might have driven to Five Guys and MAYBE tried the fries. Just starving lately.

(John) #919

I did not have two fresh baked cookies at the Barnes and Noble cafe (Starbucks inside B&N) even though I had a buy-1 get 1-free coupon, nor did I have any of their Cheesecake Factory cheesecake, though I did buy two pieces for my wife which I brought home to her. (She is having outpatient surgery tomorrow so wanted a special treat).

I did buy two bags of coffee beans (with my B&N member discount) and picked up the books I had ordered online for store pickup.

Came home to sauteed skin-on chicken thighs and broccoli in parmesan sauce for dinner, though. Having a cup of that (decaf) coffee right now.

*By the way, no willpower or cravings were involved, because I have internalized rules that take care of it. I am a person who does not eat sugar. That is part of who I am now.
I can easily buy it and transport it, though.

(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #920

Way to go, John!

Some of those things sound so good with a cup of coffee, but I’m proud of your resolve.

Even though they sound good, it’s hard to think of them that way, when you know what they’re doing to your body.


(Bacon is the new bacon) #921

Men are good for only one thing.

And how important is parallel parking, anyway?

(Bacon is the new bacon) #922

Good one, Darren! :+1:

(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #923

Thanks, but I have to give @Screenack the credit for that. Cracks me up every time I read it. :laughing:

(Empress of the Unexpected) #924

miss string cheese and pretzles watching late night tv,

(Empress of the Unexpected) #925

One year on Keto. Hungry as always. Would kill for a pretzel.

(Awesome Cheerleader For All) #926

I don’t think they serve pretzels in prison, so that probably wouldn’t help you any. :slight_smile: