What did you learn today?

#865

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

#marketinggenius

(Empress of the Unexpected) #866

That not all tenants can be trusted to pay the utilities. Preliminary title on my new listing showed the tenant screwed the trash service five years ago! Much footwork on my part is needed. You can’t just pay off the liens - the trash company needs complete copies of each!

(Running from stupidity) #867

#whoknew?

(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #868

Today I learned that bulletproof coffee isn’t a sustainable form of breakfast for me :roll_eyes: #stillhungry #needactualfood

(Running from stupidity) #869

Everyone should, yeah

(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #870

Proper food from now on!! Lesson learned! :joy:

(Jane) #871

Nope. You don’t need breakfast. Skip it!!!

(Jane) #872

Eat real food for lunch. No breakfast.

(Alex ) #873

All my New Year’s Resolutions have failed

(Running from stupidity) #874

Nice, all out of the way inside a month. Now you can get on with normal life the way you want to.

(Alex ) #875

my kind of response @juice :wink:

(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #876

Yes!! I do need breakfast!

(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝) #877

Today I learned that Keto does not, in fact, make you invincible :joy:

Woke up at 2:30 am SCREAMING in pain. My neck hurt so bad that I could barely move my head. I’ll admit, I’m a stomach sleeper. I have been for my whole life, almost [spoiler]30[/spoiler] years. Yes, I know sleeping on your stomach is terrible for your back and neck. But gosh darnit, it’s the most comfortable sleeping position y’all :joy:

Anyways, I’m not sure if I had my head turned too far last night or what, but my neck hurts. Bad. Any sudden movement of my head is causing me severe pain. I’ve taken 800mg of ibuprofen twice today. Made an appt for urgent care, going in about an hour. We’ll see what they say!

So the lesson is: don’t sleep on your stomach, apparently :roll_eyes:

(Jane) #878

Ok, then skip dinner!

(Alex ) #879

Just skip everything, it’s the only way! :joy:

(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #880

Thanks for this @Janie but I’m not skipping any meals at the moment- I’ve done IF for a few months now, and for reasons I’ve mentioned in a post from last weekend, I’ve decided to change things up a bit :blush:

(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?) #881

Oh, my dear young lady! Just wait till you’re twice as old as you are now! Although, when my grandmother turned 90, she did allow as how “Sixty wasn’t so bad.” I keep reminding myself of that. Daily. Several times a day. :grin:

(Alex ) #882

60 is the new 50, which is the new 40, which is now the new 30… so basically, you’re only 21 @PaulL - it’s all good!

(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?) #883

I love the way you think, mate! :+1:

(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝) #884

@Alex_PN is right, you’re basically 21 :joy:

And all is good. Just a muscle strain, for which they prescribed muscle relaxers and recommended a heating pad / Bengay. Since, ya know, I’m 80 years old :older_woman:t4: