What Did You Keto Today? The Trilogy!
All but the Spam ! NOOO Spam ! 
So I read a story once, about a Nat Geo team who, way back in the 50’s, were investigating an Amazon tribe that had never been in contact with modern civilization. As a gesture of friendly greetings, they shared their rations with them. So their favorite Western food item was Spam ! They loved it. When questioned about this, the translator for the team said, “They said that they loved it because it most closely resembled the porky flavor of human flesh” !!! They knew all about this, because as it turns out they practiced cannibalism on their enemies.
Spam ? No thanks lol
Well, it makes a certain amount of sense as both pigs and people are sort of indiscriminate omnivores!
Every time I see your plates filled with a charcuterie-like selection of nibbles, I picture your kitchen or fridge arranged like a salad bar or buffet with a collection of baskets/bowls with everything all prepped and ready to grab. Is that what it’s like?
I picture you saying “Let’s see… I’ll have a little bit of that, and maybe a few of these… oh, and how about a squirt of this condiment, and a handful of these…”
And we are what we eat, right ? That’s why we see a bunch of potatos walking around lol
Thank you for your good wishes guys😊
Rubbish photo, but not too bad for an old bird!
I must remember to take a picture of my dinner!
You look lovely, Jacqueline, and very nice outfit! You are an elegant lady, very beautiful, not “an old bird” at all!!
Have an “absolutely fabulous” evening (I used to love that show).
Ooooooooooh, gin and olives - scrum! Happy birthday for tomorrow!
Lunch. I cooked this “loaded” omelet last night because I had to be to work early and thought it would reheat nicely in a microwave. I haven’t eaten or had anything to drink yet this morning.
This is a four egg omelet with lots of bacon, mushrooms, caramelized onions, sharp cheddar served with grape tomatoes and sliced cucumbers.
Next time just make it a BYOC party! That way you aren’t an enabler…Just tell them I have plenty of butter, eggs and meat. And also that they need to bake a KETO birthday cake for you. Happy Birthday Eve Jacqueline. 
Spam is not people! Papua New Guinea natives call human flesh “Long Pig” so the comparison to pork is not unique! At least it kept the tribe from eating them, SPAM saves lives!
I don’t eat Spam because things are better with Bacon. 
HELP! Can someone here message me the ingredients/measures for Carl’s Chart House Blue Cheese Dressing? I could get my computer out, but that’s a huge pain in the truck, and I can’t get the link to the blog page to work. TIA if you can help. I need blue cheese!!!
Happy early birthday! Many blessings to you and yours!