What Did You Keto Today? Part IV

food

(Candy Lind) #845

The first of my TMAD - conjac and cabbage “noodles” with chicken meatballs, mushrooms, Rao’s Sensitive Marinara, & mozz. I’ll have some jumbo black olives on the side.


#846

Oh yes, these are lovely surprises! I think they are linked to metabolism - sometimes eating more boosts your metabolism and - bam - weight lost. Probably I am just obsessed with metabolism, after a lifetime of stupid diets that ruined metabolism and ended up in weight gain instead of loss. Love Keto because it allows me to maintain my metabolism!


(Steaks b4 cakes! 🥩🥂) #847

Roast chicken and courgettes with cheese sauce…Look at that sneaky pea that snuck into the courgettes!!! Shocking behaviour!! :joy:


#848

3 Salami-Poppers (1 went to the Girls) 3 Sausage Patties and Bacon.


('Jackie P') #849

Truly shocking :joy:. Having said that I really can’t see the pea anywhere!

I had a lovely day today! Went to Mum’s and sat in the garden chatting - at the required distance of course! It cheered us both up! I had my egg mayo chaffwiches and she made an egg sandwich for herself! It was so warm I think I got a bit burnt :roll_eyes:
I was lazily hungry when I got home and had this


Chopped up frankfurters with Pie d’Angloys melted. So wrong it was right😋


(Full Metal KETO AF) #850

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy: The rich rubbing elbows with the poor. OMG I would never dream of cooking hot dogs with a fancy Brie type cheese, you may have actually made a completely 100% original recipe there! :cowboy_hat_face::heart:


('Jackie P') #851

Instant cheese sauce! Delicious😋


(Full Metal KETO AF) #852

@CrackerJax I looked and it’s a thing already provided you wrap the hot dog pieces with puff pastry and dip them in the Brie! It really is a challenge to have a 100% original food idea, people seem to have been eating forever? :yum::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue::cowboy_hat_face:


('Jackie P') #853

:astonished:
Well I thought it was like a cheese dog with no bun!


(Rebecca 🌸 Frankenfluffy) #854

Careful, the pea-lice will be coming for you!

#bad joke
I’ll get my coat…

Oh Jax that’s sooooooooooo lovely!!!


(Full Metal KETO AF) #855

Use it up, Breakfast at 1:00 :joy:

Quarter pound of Ground Beef, 5 Jalapeños, half an Avocado, Four Eggs and Colby Jack Cheese. Everything but the eggs I needed to use up.

When did I start putting on pajamas in the morning, anyone else not getting dressed most days? :scream::stuck_out_tongue::joy::joy::joy::cowboy_hat_face:


(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝) #856

I haven’t had to work in the office since last Monday and I go back into the office tomorrow & Tuesday. I almost forgot that I need to wash clothes cause I can’t wear the same pajamas for 2 days in a row to the office :joy:

Salmon cooked in some leftover bacon grease (made the kid pancakes and bacon this morning), and green beans in a shallot / garlic sauce (courtesy of Wegmans)


('Jackie P') #857

Haha! Shockingly bad joke!
It was a truly lovely day!


('Jackie P') #858

My pjs, or slobs, are so comfy and don’t need ironing! Just smart enough to open the door to the Amazon man! When I go out for a walk I dress marginally smarter, but nothing that needs ironing! It’s kind of liberating!


(Rebecca 🌸 Frankenfluffy) #859

Whaaaaaaat? You don’t iron pyjamas?! :hushed:


('Jackie P') #860

Blimin 'eck Snaps! I bet you iron ya knickers too😂


(Full Metal KETO AF) #861

Yeah, I’ll bet make up sales are way down too. Imagine us all in four months without haircuts etc. when grooming standards have relaxed and people forgot how to dress up! :joy::joy::joy: Fashion takes a nose dive. :cowboy_hat_face:


('Jackie P') #862

Yep! My eyelash extensions are a distant memory and my hair is interesting! I’m gonna lose my social skills too, just grunt at everyone!


(Rebecca 🌸 Frankenfluffy) #863

Absolutely not - but my pj trousers, absolutely! Hang on - here’s a pic - hmmmm you probably can’t really tell from this - but trust me, they’re ironed to within an inch of their tartan lives…

(Sorry but too lazy to get out of bed to snap pic in mirror.)


('Jackie P') #864

You truly are a posh bird!