So a minute after I close down the FaceBook group

(Richard Morris) #1

This guy I have never heard of messages me …

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Thinking he is lost I gave him the link to the forums

Uh oh - he thinks I am throwing away valuable customers.

OK so now I’m gonna mess with him.

Let’s draw out his information first

OK let’s call him on this

There ya go … that’s what 13,000 people are worth. $200

Time to see how greedy this guy is.

OK Time to shut this down

Well at least if I give him this group, God will help me … so that’s almost a quid pro quo, right?

People just can’t imagine someone walking away from a large community in :nofb: because eyeballs = money.

(Bacon for the Win) #2

haha…that’s great!

(Michelle) #3

ha ha, so funny!!

(Scott Shillady) #4

Looks like his current group is a sham.

From the groups description
“With a group this size at 37k+ we need to keep the wall free of off topic posts.” they actually have less than 6K

“Our Admins are Sheila Ecker, Kat Morris, Brandy Redeker, Kerin Kay, and Shirley Girard”
There is nobody by those names even in the group

(carl) #5

Wow. Greatly entertaining, @richard. Thanks for that. Made me smile.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #6

And THIS, boys and girls is just one of the many reasons I have never, nor will I ever, join Farcebook. Or Shitchat. Or Tender. Or Instaglum. Or LunkedIn. Or Google Pus. Or Twatter.

(Not sure if I should blur that last one out or not. How many UK members do we have in here?)

Highly entertaining, Richard. Well done like a steak.

(David K) #7

FTFY.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #8

Get away from my steak, David. If I want an intestinal disease, I can find my way to Chipotle on my own.

(Gabor Erdosi) #9

I’m also not on LunkedIn an Google Pus, lol.

(David K) #10

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(Tom) #11

What. The heck.

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(Ashley Haddock) #12

Some people’s kids. I have people messaging me to buy a Facebook page and Instagram account too. It’s ridiculous.

(Jacquie) #13

Hard to tell sometimes which one is predator and which one is prey. :wink:

(Guardian of the bacon) #14

Nice play @ Richard.

(Richard Morris) #15

I’m kind of disappointed he didn’t take the bait of suggesting how much money I should give him along with the group. That would have been funny.

I do that with phone scammers who are warning me about a virus on my computer. I take them for a 30 minute journey where they always think at any point they will get their payday … and at the end I let them know I am just keeping them on the line for as long as I can so they don’t have time to scam someones grandmother out of her life savings.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #16

Richard, were you on TED Talks? (WARNING: Fucking hilarious)

#17

His messages were really hard to read…I’m hoping English is like his 3rd or 4th language. :confused:

(Richard Morris) #18

This turkey was … in fact … from Turkey. :slight_smile:

(No I'm not mad - that's just my face) #19

Comedy gold :joy:

Whereas I would have told him FUCK OFF right off the bat, you had the patience to allow him to thoroughly make an ass of himself before taking your leave. I admire that.

(Chris Bair) #20

“As you wish” Princess Bride much? :grinning: