They are stunning!!! 
ALL the fowl skin is not crispy at all if I make it. Never managed to unlock the secret but I never tried hard either. I can get off them from the meat and fry/bake them, it’s easy but so much extra time for a few tiiiny pieces? I don’t always do that.
(I should figure out what to do with them and stop whining about my desires and results being too far away.)
I don’t know what I will do about the turkey ones yet. But that skin is quite thick so it needs a ton of extra time to get crunchy. If I work on it extra, crispiness isn’t enough, I want it 100% crunch! I know skin can do it!
It’s so scary and strange to me. Alvaro is the one who gains very easily but even he needs a lot of time to gain 10lbs - and he never ever gains much more as he hates having a tiny pot belly so he simply loses it quickly again. Simply but not without some suffering so he just stopped it, now he simply eats the right amount so he doesn’t ever gain (there is a few pounds of weight changes in both direction but that’s normal).
I needed extreme sugar and fat loaded overeating for a year to gain 2lbs. I suspect it’s a bit easier now but just eating wild for a few weeks can’t do anything noticeable. But I am still chubby, it’s not like keeping a slim figure! But maintenance is good. Losing fat , on the other hand is seemingly plain impossible even with my best efforts, data collecting, woe changes and everything for more than a decade (the best efforts weren’t for a decade, my best efforts are tiresome and not hedonistic enough. but I did try to some extent almost all the time).
I am SUPER hopeful now though. When I stuck to carnivore for weeks, some tiny fat loss started. With my stable weight even such a short time result is noticeable and I believe reliable.
And then Alvaro’s big accident came and I suddenly gained a lot without eating much, crazy things exist in this world… Never lost that again. And it’s annoying because I ate way more carbs and did almost no effort and still lost when I was this weight way before keto… I changed I suppose. Or my body want to make me motivated to give it what it wants. I can imagine that, my body acts like something with a brain (and actually, it has a brain as it’s my body but still, my mind is me, not my body… but it probably works with my unconsciousness to achieve its goals conflicting with mine. it is winning but I can do better).
I just hope I have a tiny bit of more muscles now.


Okay, I heard about such people too but probably forgot, it’s crazy. And I tracked a lot in the last several years but I took breaks, eyeball things (much more accurate than my kitchen scale sometimes especially since it’s very, very crazy. its little leg buds got damaged and while it still has a part of each, it lost its already not great precision) and carnivore food is usually pretty easy to track… Though not always.
But I definitely won’t do that much longer. A few more months, maybe. It’s not fun. But I am curious and still didn’t find my easy to follow, effective and nice sweet spot.
But if I just want to skip tracking, I know that a pound of fatty meat with some eggs and little dairy is a good base
And tracking has about zero effect on my macros, at least immediately. My tracking is a scribe, not doing the decisions, just noting things. I do like to use the information to plan better but my plans and whatever happens with my day, those are two, often quite far away things. I am great at messing up plans and I like this freedom. But sometimes they do help, my planning may show me that my leftover food won’t be right and I better cook some more meat 
I stop reading back, I didn’t write to bring braindump again 
{You all can stop reading if you did until now. I wondered about Alvaro in the next part. It bothers me that his maintenance mean lots of hunger on workdays.}
But both Alvaro me me, I guess, use the same diet for maintenance and losing fat… I only can do sustainable, enjoyable diets (each and every time I liked the food more than before, maybe not exactly on keto but I do liked the food, I just missed a few things especially my vegs. but that problem is no problem anymore) - and he used his normal diet too but with a drastically lowered energy intake, each and every time he lost fat (smoothly and quickly, I am almost envious. but I probably would get the same results if I would suffer hunger. NOPE). So we actually have no experience with losing on a different diet but the fat-loss part is always way stricter for him (big deficits are tough for most people. impossible for me). Even his diet changed a lot during the times I know him but it’s another thing, he always lost fat with his actual one, first time with his original one that made him fat, he just worked at night and spared his food money to buy a monitor for his computer, very little was spent on food. Having a young, healthy enough body, it was highly effective and very quick. And being vain (and young and healthy enough), he never got fat again. He never wondered much about nutrition, probably some as he is very health-conscious now and good luck to avoid the topic when one is living with me… He has very strong views about added sugar, seed oils and a bunch of other things and I whole-heartedly agree. He had his “limited meat (not every day!) is the polite way” spiel but I think he mellowed out already (he never said anything against my way of eating though and I totally ate meat every day at that point). I suppose it was quite hard on him when he did some usual HCHF right after he slimmed down… It’s way easier now with more muscles, bigger activity and way better woe. And he says he doesn’t need to stay hungry for long on his free days, the problem is that he can’t have his lunch at the right time at work. There is no break there as work ends at 2pm. But he is often already hungry since hours then and about 1 more hour to get home (shopping, post office often happens before). I feel so sorry for him. And a bigger breakfast doesn’t help, it merely makes him fat. And he definitely want a decent sized warm lunch in peace, I get it. Tiny meals don’t work for him. So he suffers 1-4 hour hunger a day while doing some physical activity (I am starving if I do that when already hungry). And it can’t be helped until he works there. But he doesn’t complain, he is used to it and it’s not so very bad to him. Me who can’t stand hunger, still feel very sorry and want to help but can’t… We experimented with very different breakfasts to see if one is better and we got some tiny differences but not much. Nothing last 9 hours most of the time. It’s a very long time between breakfast and lunch. I am amazed he can be satiated for 5-8 hours… No meal of mine lasts for that long except if it’s OMAD sized. Maybe a few times a year, even I have very odd days.
@JJFiddle, YAY for new fridge!!! Ours is still working but I get a lots of money now… Still don’t want to spend it needlessly… We will see but we will start looking at fridges seriously. It’s not easy. I have but a FEW very reasonable wished but getting them in one fridge?
Not that easy. One reasonable thing (open freezer shelf) was only found in the fridges from one company (in one hypermarket) if I remember correctly… But I need an open shelf, I use my freezer (2 tiny open shelves) ALL the time! I won’t open doors or pull out drawers or whatever is there nowadays ALL the time…
Bigger freezer, nice! Nowadays that’s normal, apparently, older fridges have small ones though.
We never put bread into the freezer (traditionally bread is baked and eaten for a week… we still do that unless Alvaro is quicker), desserts usually got inhaled immediately too… But veggies, yeah, they belong the to fridge. Normally. I am not tolerant with them. Now Alvaro stores them in the basement as we just don’t have space for them in the fridge. We keep our cooked food there, among others, they take up a big space. We have a radish in the basement now as it’s long and didn’t fit the fridge 
Nice. 
And you are right, why not to do a bit more if you can?
Now that you say this, yeah, that sounds tricky and just too dangerous.
But ONE thing I fancy in moderation (and just occasionally, not as an every day thing)? I usually can do that. After some training. When I am not hungry. If it has a strong flavor and is satisfying enough in small amounts, it doesn’t even takes much or any effort.
I used to say that everything is fine in the right amounts and that amount is sometimes zero. (I don’t remember my exact wording.)
I have plenty of “abstinence, no problem, I can live without them just fine” items (some are the ones where I would eat insane amounts without abstinence and they are usually sugary. good thing I don’t ever want them, I just can’t stop eating them if I start) but plenty of “in moderation” ones too. And other, less fortunate types. But I don’t feel irresistible desires towards wrong items, at least not often. NO IDEA what I would want after months of (near) carnivore. Maybe I will be miss things like crazy, who knows? Probably not but I think I will start to miss things a bit… But I can’t possibly predict it.
I just enjoy the decent amount of chill what I have now.