Little goes a long way.
My favourite fat-adder: Brie-Blue Cheese-Calamata Salad
Carburetor
#1
kib1
(KM)
#2
I think I’d argue that
“stuff on a plate,”
does not a salad make.
It does, however, look delicious. Just get rid of that green thing. 
CFLBob
(Central Florida Bob )
#4
I thought it was a seriously excellent joke!
I actually just looked at this expecting to see the cheeses and olives blended into something like a mayo-based salad. It only took a few tenths of a second for the joke to sink in.