Okay so I made it and another version (with a smaller amount of cream instead of milk and coffee instead of cinnamon) and even made my SO taste it. Right away, I am not the type who waits but we truly just tasted it, plenty is left. That is actually some judgement considering I used 1 and 2 eggs for the two versions… I even made the first version as close to original as comfortably possible, of course I didn’t make inferior plant milk when I never eat that normally since I made carnivore-ish my default woe.
As the amount was small, I used my small (not very great) grinder and my own limited patience - I still waited until I saw little to no improvement for a while.
Our biggest problem was the texture. Not creamy enough, a bit grainy, not very much, the egg pieces were super small but still. But it’s not just that, I am sure blended boiled eggs are like that, not as creamy as I like. I am not particularly sensitive to egg smell and taste (with very rare exceptions) but I am extremely sensitive to textures and the right amount of fattiness too I suppose.
But it wasn’t too bad just not ideal.
My SO had no problem with the smell or taste in the first case but felt something in the second. Even when I mixed, I decided cinnamon is to mask the egg smell
It’s apparently good at it. In the end, I didn’t even saw much difference in using cinnamon vs coffee, it seems it’s only for items with a very high cocoa content, I always use coffee in those and it’s great.
We (well, I. he wasn’t very enthusiastic but he has his perfect carby dessert and perfected chocolate every day, sometimes 2-3 times… he said I shouldn’t want to make him eat more eggs this way and I told him it was very far from me) will try it again later. I am sure I can consume it but it won’t be a fav this way. Maybe if I used raw yolks or something… It’s not like I have a proper chocolate pudding recipe (I probably don’t need it then…?) so I may experiment later. I usually just make a konjac chocolate pudding but konjac clumps very easily. Gelatin doesn’t but it makes jelly, not a dense pudding texture I want from a pudding…
Oh, sweetener. I don’t use fake sugars, just real sweeteners. Not often for my own desserts though. I used xylitol, of course, what else? It’s the tastiest, best option for us, way tastier and better than table sugar (only honey and coconut sugar tastes better), we both are fine with it except I like to avoid sweeteners as they almost never needed. My only option would be erythritol but it’s not tasty, just sweet and if I use enough to make something really sweet, it has some odd burn feeling (like when one oversalt something, just in sweet version). These are very individual I am aware.