Keto Proverbs

(Tim Cee) #1

Putting keto wisdom in pithy poetic packets.

Make up your own or give credit to your muse.

Ex:
“Control carbs
Prioritize protein
Fill with fat”

~Dr Benjamin Bikman.

(Tim Cee) #2

Carbs are for addicts who aren’t in recovery
I am in recovery.

(UsedToBeT2D) #3

Fat does not make you fat.

#4

I state it as “Minimal carbs, adequate proteins, fats as needed (for satiety).”

Also, instead of the acronym CICO, I use CICK (Calories In Controlled by Keto), since keto does nothing on the “calories out” part of CICO.

(Tim Cee) #5

I re-state the infamous thermodynamic equation in its mathematically equivalent form. This is CICO corrected for causality.

Energy stored + energy used = energy eaten

(Tim Cee) #6

“Butter makes your pants fall off” ~Butter Bob Briggs

(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #7

A fool and his bacon are soon parted.

#8

To me it’s “minimizing everything” (especially fat, I tend to overeat due to eating too much fat in my protein sources. added fat is truly minimized since ages but that’s not enough) but it doesn’t make a good saying or good general advice… :smiley:

(Tim Cee) #9

When in doubt, bacon and eggs.

(Tim Cee) #10

You’ll look like prey if you eat that way.

(Tim Cee) #11

Where’s the beef?

#12

Oh I got inspired… I tend to say this a lot since I tried carnivore (I did mostly vegetarian keto before, I like contrasts :D). It’s usually about the price of some plant food item.

“I could buy meat with that money!!!”

(Tim Cee) #13

Binge keto live to fight another day.

(Joey) #14

You are not what you eat.
(You are what you fail to poop.)

(Tim Cee) #15

If all the world were fruit and grains
And all the springs were Coke
And all the meats were bread, plantains,
We’d all be sick and broke.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #16

Brilliant, will adopt.