I’ve had to punch several new holes in my belt - this takes me precious MINUTES! What a pain…
Keto Complaint Department
Sickly sweet smells coming from food court vendors is revolting! So I’ll skip breakfast. Yet another unintended IF.
And what about getting all my errands run, when I go to town, without that break in the middle for a meal? I actually get home an hour earlier. Argh!
Ordinary things taste sweet now. (I also stopped the artificial sweeteners). Ordinary things like water and peanuts taste sweet. I had to check the peanuts twice to make sure it wasn’t a honey roasted variety. Bleh sweet!
New record.
I lifted 500 pounds today on the free weight leg press. 10 times. And 450 ten times. And 380. Ten times. And 100 reps on other machines. And I could have done more.
I’M A FUCKIN’ FREAK
DAMN YOU KETO
4 kids including a baby that still wakes up in the middle of the night. I still wake up rested, can run after the kids, get the house in order, cook dinner, and still have energy left over. Keto is making me a better parent. DAMN IT!
I have less padding on my ass so sitting too long is uncomfortable! Oh keto, you jerk.
I had to button my suit jacket last night. Keto took away my excuse of why it was impossible.
My lap got bigger and now there’s room for TWO cats to sit on it at the same time.
This Keto business is driving me nuts.
For me it was the opposite. Now I get to leave my jacket open, or not wear a jacket at all. I used to have to button my jacket, or extra shirt, or some kind of cover-up to try and hide all the fat around my middle.
On a plane for hours in the middle seat between two very large men. Didn’t get one involuntary cuddle because I’m so thin now, darn it.
I’m a newbie, nearly three weeks in now. I noticed this. Less poop. Much less. Is that just because I’m eating less or is it also because my body is using more of what I eat?
I no longer read the comics. Instead, I read the Keto Complaint Department to emotional satiety.
That’s the reason I’ve heard most. More efficient use, less eating… it comes and goes in spades though. I had to take a couple weeks off of mct oil, worked toooo well! So next complaint… I spend far to much time at my desk at work and less time in the mini cubicle.
Before keto my fiance was only up for being intimate (see what i did there?) once a month or so (a HUGE problem for me.) Now, for the last 2 weeks, he’s all over me all the time. I can’t get a moment’s peace! Ugh! all this being loved and desired is cutting into my couch time.
Less food, more fat and meat digested, less plant fiber from no grains or fruit = less poop