Damn! Im going to have to come up with a new name for the exercise I call “The Ass Ripper”. My ass used to be sore for days after doing this one but now its not so now I can’t call it the ass ripper anymore. Gotta think of a new name
Keto Complaint Department
A couple packages of toilet paper from Costco is basically a lifetime supply now.
LOL! IKR???
We used to eat so much SHIT
and then SHIT and SHIT and SHIT
Unbelievable! Ass ripper and toilet paper are consecutive posts. Hidden meaning?
My grouch carb-eating co-worker gets annoyed by my inexplicable exuberance.
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ALL THIS EUPHORIA??!!??
Damned annoying. Lol
I can’t stop gardening! My extensive perennial beds are being totally torn apart and reassembled, and I can’t seem to stop. Even in the rain. I have to put up with people walking by constantly commenting on the effort and the results, why can’t they just leave me alone?
I’m using so much bacon grease that I have to cook (and eat) bacon at least twice a week to keep up with the stinking demand!
I’ve had to tighten up my belt. Pretty soon I’ll have to buy smaller pants!
I just added swimming to my weekly routine.
This is week 3.
My pants are literally falling off today.
Yep. I’m beginning to notice I sink more when I do my turns as I swim laps. Ima have to swim faster. Damn you keto.
Taking a redeye tonight so I’ll precomplain… My arse now fits much better in the seat and I should be able to use the arm rests. How can I annoy my seat mates this way???