Keto Complaint Department


(Sheri Knauer) #141

Damn! Im going to have to come up with a new name for the exercise I call “The Ass Ripper”. My ass used to be sore for days after doing this one but now its not so now I can’t call it the ass ripper anymore. Gotta think of a new name


(Andrew Anderson) #142

A couple packages of toilet paper from Costco is basically a lifetime supply now.


(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #143

LOL! IKR???

We used to eat so much SHIT

and then SHIT and SHIT and SHIT


(Jim Russell) #144

I’m still full of shit.


(Karl L) #145

You should drop that name anyway!


(Sheri Knauer) #146

Yes I should! And have!


(Mike Glasbrener) #147

Unbelievable! Ass ripper and toilet paper are consecutive posts. Hidden meaning?


(Andrea E.) #148

My grouch carb-eating co-worker gets annoyed by my inexplicable exuberance.


(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #149

That’s just fucking awesome

Heehee


(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #150

WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ALL THIS EUPHORIA??!!??

Damned annoying. Lol


(Roxanne) #151

I can’t stop gardening! My extensive perennial beds are being totally torn apart and reassembled, and I can’t seem to stop. Even in the rain. I have to put up with people walking by constantly commenting on the effort and the results, why can’t they just leave me alone?


(Karl L) #152

I’m using so much bacon grease that I have to cook (and eat) bacon at least twice a week to keep up with the stinking demand!


(Jeremy Storie) #153

I’ve had to tighten up my belt. Pretty soon I’ll have to buy smaller pants!


(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #154

I just added swimming to my weekly routine.
This is week 3.

My pants are literally falling off today.


(Jeremy Storie) #155

I’m a lazy swimmer, I prefer to float :joy:


(eat more) #156

i see a genuine complaint in your future…less fat…less float :joy:


(Jeremy Storie) #157

Dang keto! It’s gonna make me drown! :joy:


(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #158

Yep. I’m beginning to notice I sink more when I do my turns as I swim laps. Ima have to swim faster. Damn you keto.


(Mike Glasbrener) #159

Taking a redeye tonight so I’ll precomplain… My arse now fits much better in the seat and I should be able to use the arm rests. How can I annoy my seat mates this way???


(Mary Ann) #160

hahaha! You’re an overachiever with the pre-complaint!