Does BAF mean “Bored as fuck”?
Keto Complaint Department
Brenda
(8 year Ketogenic Veteran)
#186
My pants are getting baggy AGAIN, and all because I added swimming laps to my twice weekly lift routine. Why am I exercising so much? Because it feels good. I want to. And let’s be clear…
IT’S ALL KETO’s FUCKING FAULT I HAVE ALL THIS ENERGY
Euphillia
(Christine J)
#187
Keto is ruining all the things I’ve grown used to. Where do I start!
The foot pain in both feet is gone. I no longer have the joy of crying out upon my first waking steps of the morning.
My vision has improved. Now I have to spend money to get a weaker prescription.
30lbs of emotional baggage just melted away. With more to come. I feel so lonely
I can no longer eat my feelings away. I just handle them and move on. I mean, how brining is that?
The money and time I’ve saved not eating excessively is ridiculous
There are more. But I have too much energy to sit here and type more out, I’m being forced off my but to go get something done. The horror
Mike_W_Ellwood
(Michael Wallace Ellwood)
#188
I hate having to stare at my ribs in the bathroom mirror each morning.
And I’ll swear there was a touch of muscle definition around the stomach the other day.
This can’t be right…
Bahrutile
(Dustin Cade)
#189
Annalisbeth74
(Anna Hermsdorfer)
#192
I used to make fun of people who got cold when it’s 70° outside (21° C). Now that’s me! Darnit, no more built in insulation.
fatguy1966
(Frederick Finch)
#195
Because of Keto i have had to punch so many holes in my belt that it now does a lap and a half around my waist.
Also, when I wear my only suit makes I look like David Byrne from the Talking Heads movie “Stop Making Sense.” Fashion Baby!
siobhan
(Siobhan)
#196
I’m on the last hole of my belt
My feet shrank and I had to buy cute new pink and white shoes… size 9 1/2 to size 8
I no longer have any excuse to order food at work because whenever I forget lunch I just fast. Oh Jimmy Johns 
I forget my lunch almost every day… on purpose. I no longer have to stress about what to bring or if itll keep me full 
I had to buy decorative belts because ALL of my dresses are baggy now that I actually have a waist! I ALSO had to donate several pairs of pants already
My favorite sweater no longer fits… way too big!!!
Mglasbrener
(Mike Glasbrener)
#198
Talked to my sister about Keto. She purchased Fung’s book “Obesity Code”. Now I might have to coach her and get her on “board” if she’ll do it and stick with it!
//open real complaint//
Now for the actual complaint - Her husband had gastric sleeve surgery a few months ago. Argh!!!
//close real complaint//
Jennifer_Monaghan
(Jenn Monaghan)
#199
My first goal was to get my weight below my husband’s. But he’s doing keto too so the goal keeps going lower!