Keto Complaint Department

(KCKO, KCFO) #1397

What, no eggs??? What great restraint you must possess. I always have to run out and buy all three.

(Sophie) #1398

Hate it when that happens!!! (which is frequently) :roll_eyes:

(Jane) #1399

My doctor said I was boring because I don’t have any medical issues to fix!!! No meds to take!!!

Damn you, keto!!

(Jane) #1400

Ok, I lied. “I” claimed I was boring and my doctor laughed and thought that was funny! :laughing:

(Sheri Knauer) #1401

I actually did get 2 dozen eggs that same day too, lol.

(bwittner) #1402

You look like your twenty something.

(Janelle) #1403

New sweatshirt dagnabbit! Stain stick, here I come.

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(Shanda) #1404

I mentioned this in my accountability thread but thought it deserved a spot here too.
I can’t drink soda anymore. I used to love soda but now I dont care for the taste and it gives me gas and indigestion.

Also, my SO said he’s noticed that I don’t fart very often anymore. What’s my life coming to if I can’t drink a 2L of soda and Dutch oven my loved ones?

(Lauren) #1405

My 4yr old and 3yr old have become egg-peeling machines! I can’t keep them out of the boiled eggs for anything. I feel like all I do lately is boil eggs that I never get to enjoy, b/c all the [spoiler]fucking[/spoiler] kids (there are 5) disappear with them! (I promise, I do love my kids. GET OUT OF MY EGGS!)

Also starting to wish my 4yr old never learned the words “protein” and “fat”. Every single meal goes something like this:
Alex: Does this food have protein, Mama? I need protein to grow up bigger.
Me: Yes. It’s chicken thighs. So it has protein.
Alex: Does it have fat? I no see fat. I need butter.
Me: I cooked it with butter. And it has fat.
Alex: thigh needs too much butter. I get it for me!

(Jane) #1406

I hate that!!!

I am a beekeeper and found a beautiful honey-colored shirt at Penny’s with a large bee on the front in white sequins - loved it!!!

I went back and got a second one in case I ruined it with my coffee butter or some other fat.

(Running from stupidity) #1407

Is life even worth living at that point?

:joy:

(Shanda) #1408

No, I think not … I’m gonna have to buy some fart spray so I can get some enjoyment back :laughing:

#1409

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#1410

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Keep It Tidy

Make the effort to put things in the right place, so that we can spend more time discussing and less cleaning up. So:

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(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #1411

First Mic (@juice) and now you, huh? :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

#1412

He’s my inspiration. :grin:

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To remedy this, I have chosen to create this comment to explain that I like your comment, but I can’t “like” it right now.

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Keep It Tidy

Make the effort to put things in the right place, so that we can spend more time discussing and less cleaning up. So:

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Cheers!

(*Tame Those Ghrelin Gremlins) #1413

I have a new complaint…I haven’t been waking up in the middle of the night due to snoring, I had no idea Keto would cure my snoring :zzz:

(Jane) #1414

A year ago I couldn’t button my favorite coat. Now I have to get my sewing box out and move the buttons because it’s too big on me now.

Damn keto! Such a pain!!!

(Jessica) #1415

I’m gonna have to buy a new fridge with more room. Too much real food!

(Empress of the Unexpected) #1416

I had to change the battery in my mouse. When I opened it up the inside was encrusted with salt.