Keto Complaint Department

(Pete A) #631

I’m complaining 'cause all I want to do is dance.

(Diane) #632

And now I have eighties dance music stuck in my head for some reason.

:blush::blush::blush:

(Pete A) #633

HAHH sorry. :innocent:

(Sophie) #634

Yeah, thanks for that!
He wants to partay…hoooo…he wants to get down…hoooo!
:smile::laughing::smile:

(Mike Glasbrener) #635

Lol. Is that a complaint? :stuck_out_tongue:

(Pete A) #636

Keto shuffle hahaa

(Diane) #637

@JustPeachy

Exactly!

(Jenn Monaghan) #638

It has been suggested by some of my co-workers that I am “off my meds” because I have been dance/stepping at my standing desk.

#639

More Keto misery…I have no idea what to do at “meal time” It turns out when you tell a family member or co-worker “no thanks I’m not hungry” they’re not happy (awwwwww, too bad). To top it off, when I realized I have been going 16-18 hours between eating and feel spectacular I thought about several ‘what if’ scenarios around eating, and now I have to perform even more N=1! That’s it, I’ve had it! Keto is totally taking me for a ride, I cannot believe how easy it was to fall into this trap! :smile::smile::smile::smile:

(Rebecca) #640

I don’t really get sore after hard workouts anymore! I’m currently training for a powerlifting meet (my first) and have been moving more weight than ever and pushing myself harder than I’ve ever been able to…but I never get sore! I deadlifted 265# yesterday and can’t even tell!!

#641

I have so many new complaints it’s ridiculous.
First of all, now that I am 53lbs down, my entire wardrobe has had to be donated and i have all new clothing. Shopping for new clothes is horrible!
Second, i can plank again and do regular push ups. yuck!
Third…i stopped wearing my “armor” which is just a fancy word for a waist cincher…because i have a real waist now and an almost flat belly! ugh!
Fourth…men notice me again and actually talk to me…people tell me i look better in person than i did in my pictures. terrible.
And finally…this has to be the worst part…all the great sex. My god will the horrors ever end!?!

(Ellen) #642

Ye gods! How on earth are you coping???

#643

My period totally sneaks up on me because I now experience ZERO cramps in the preceding days! :grinning::tada::balloon:

(Jeanne Wagner) #644

My dental hygienist basically has zero tartar to scrape at my 6 months checkup.

I think she is almost disappointed.

I was wondering about that @Brenda. I need to go in and get a good scraping… I’ve been lax these past 5 years and haven’t gone, so I know there’s going to be a lot… however, when I get that first followup check, is what I am excited about. Hoping for same results!

(Madge Boldt) #645

It dawned on me today how lost I feel now when out doing errands. Back in the carb days I ALWAYS bought candy/cookies while out picking up the needed item. In fact, sometimes the errand was a mere coverup for the ulterior motive of buying candy/cookies for car-eating on the way home. (And that’s another thing… car eating! Used to love that!)

So now I do my errand and feel that loss of disinterest in the impulse item. And I run less errands.

What’s a ketoer to do?

(Tara) #646

Same here ketojulie! I’ve had no cramps and I don’t have a giant zit on my chin to warn me!

(Ellen) #647

Damn keto, 1 meal has become 2 and I’m jogging up & down stairs, WTF???

(TJ Borden) #648

I used to be able to sit in my recliner and rest a dinner plate on my belly to eat, like a sea otter. The other day I noticed the plate was leaning forward so I had to put my feet up to level it off. My belly getting smaller is so frustrating.

(Consensus is Politics) #649

Or possibly :japanese_ogre: ask them to trim it, but wrap the fat separately, and then put the steak back in the display. Just take the fat.

We have a Carlie C’s nearby that will do custom orders. I’m going to start asking for untrained primal cuts (is that the term to use?)

(Consensus is Politics) #650

I was just thinking something similar the other day. The wife would get home from work, and send me on an errand. I’d jump at the chance, I’d buy tons of junk food, and eat most of it in the car, be all embarrassed about it, and would try to stealthily stick the empty remains in the trash before getting to the house.

Just the other day I felt like I was forgetting something. So I was looking under the seats in the car, looking in the trunk, thinking, “WTF am I forgetting to do?” I saw an empty drink cup in the cup holder and it came flooding back. “Oh yeah, I don’t do that anymore :sunglasses:”