Thats what I was going for because I agree with you 100% I just want to know how to make the food (or drink) and not your life story lol
Although, they may do that because of advertising? Which, I would love to get some on my site - at least enough to pay for running the site. but I’d like to believe I wont change my approach once I make it big (or at least get some google adsense)
Spandex exercise pants that are too BIG look like elephant skin around your crotch, rear end and knees!!! Thanks for that bit of enlightenment Keto. 
My teeth and mouth no longer feel horribly gross mid-day. What am I supposed to do with those extra 3-5 minutes in the middle of my day?
My dental hygienist basically has zero tartar to scrape at my 6 months checkup.
I think she is almost disappointed.
I am having better and better checkups as I continue on too!
Unintended Consequences
I need more stain remover…not because of the fat splashed on my shirts, but from the fresh Okanagan cherry I just spat out for being waaaaay too sweet.
I need to buy a ring sizer even though I just got married on June 24. I bought my ring about 4 months ago, and it is already loose and will slide off when I wash my hands.
I never buy low-fat Sour Cream “Lite” anymore – and worse, I never skimp on servings these days (have you tried Sour Cream on boiled eggs? mmmm).
My fucking dogs sitting at and drooling on my feet every time I sit down to eat as apparently I’m the only person in the house eating sane food.
What the heck am I supposed to do with my garage fridge now that all the craft beers are gone!! Think I’ll ponder that one over a bourbon.
My skin is so clear and blemish free… what to do with all the acne products that I used for 20-odd years? 
I’m a 53 year old woman who used to have hypertension, T2DM, A1c of 12, trigs of 1200, 100 pounds of excess bodyfat, and was on 5 medications.
Now? 100 pounds gone, no hypertension, no T2DM, no meds, A1c of 5.0, trigs of 126, and 130+ pounds of lean mass.
I free weight leg press 730 pounds.
At this moment I’m riding a 500 pound dirt bike halfway across the United States…fasted.
Keto has made me insane.
Happily, joyously, fully living life like a crazy possessed nutball.
Make it stop.
Pretty weird; my affection for hoppy goodness was one of my stumbling blocks to starting keto. I wasn’t a beer nut (compared to some), but I had a nice collection. Now I don’t even miss it.
FUCKING KETO! What the hell am I supposed to do with this loose belly panniculus-looking skin now that the fat under it is no longer holding it up and plump like it used to?
My bathroom at home has lights at the side of the mirror and above, so I never really noticed it, but tonight I’m in a hotel with a bright light right over the bathroom mirror. My loose skin is casting shadows!
Tried to comment on your blog yesterday but not sure it worked…hope you two have a great time at Ketofest and that you have more fun than “ADVENTURE!” this weekend 
I’m so calm, cool and collected these days. Guess my exhausted adrenals are healed and that means no more emotional roller-coaster. Where’s the fun in that?
Who do you post as? Your screen name? There are comments. I believe you have to sign up to comment. Let me know, I’d love to see your response there.
