Yay, the Humor thread got funny again. 
… Hey, I need the reading material since this snow shift is starting to feel as long as it’s actually been. 
Thanks for the laughs…
Humor :-)
Digital_Dave
#543
beccs
(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝)
#544
Was patiently waiting for this snow at 7 am, nothing. 8 am, nada. 9 am, look outside my office and holy crap there’s snow everywhere 
PaulL
(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?)
#546
#BACONISLIFE #BACONISLOVE
And yes, you [spoiler]stupid[/spoiler] software, it is a complete sentence!
PetaMarie
(squirrel-kissing paper tamer)
#549
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and asks, You serve food here?
That’s all I got folks. Never was a joke teller.
PetaMarie
(squirrel-kissing paper tamer)
#558
I used to be addicted to this game. Everyone ALWAYS died.
Aqua_chonk
(Stickin' with mammoth)
#559
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. It’s a bad one. Both their cars are totaled but, amazingly, neither are hurt. After they pull themselves together, the man begins lecturing her about women drivers.
She exclaims, “What a mess! There’s nothing left, but we’re both okay. It must be a miracle. This must be a sign that we’re meant for each other.”
He looks her up and down, rubs his hands together, and replies, “Oh, yes, I agree completely. It’s definitely a sign. But, you know, you’re still at fault and as I was saying, women shouldn’t be allowed to drive.”
She continues, “And just look at this, another miracle: My car is totaled but this bottle of wine didn’t even crack. Let’s drink to our good fortune!”
He nods, unscrews the cap, downs half the bottle in one go, and hands it back. She takes it and immediately puts the cap back on, then she hands it back to him.
He asks, “Aren’t you having any?”
She replies, “No, I think I’ll just wait for the police…”
PaulL
(You've tried everything else; why not try bacon?)
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#563
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