Humor :-)

[PaulL]

“A vegetarian is someone who has never heard a carrot scream.”

[GhostlySmile]

My husband took MY last name. I refused to take his and he wanted us to have the same. Here we are.

[Hapygirl]

Lived in AZ, where we never changed clocks

I was just going to comment that we don’t change clocks here is Arizona. It’s a PITA figuring out everyone else’s time zones. It was weird when I first moved here, but now no I love it.

[anon2571578]

I was just going to comment that we don’t change clocks here is Arizona. It’s a PITA figuring out everyone else’s time zones. It was weird when I first moved here, but now no I love it.

Working in a job where we need to know when we are legally allowed to call someone means we need to know time zones like the backs of our hands, and you guys are so infamous that we just know daylight savings by “Is Arizona in Pacific or Mountain this time of year?”

[juice]

AUSTRALIAN THUS [spoiler]OBVIOUS[/spoiler] LANGUAGE WARNING

[collaroygal]

In the 90’s Where exactly were you? I’ve not see the likes of it since the late 70’s/early 80’s!

Sydney.

[anon54735292]

Sydney

Wowsers I had no idea they were that daggy!

Admittedly I do avoid the place like the plague apart from the odd concert, exhibition or transit through the airport Of course our current Prime Minister is from there & he is famous for being daggy so it makes sense I guess.

[PetaMarie]

The mother carrot looks more like a father who’s had enough of this [spoiler]shit[/spoiler].

[anon54735292]

Good point.

[juice]

[juice]

Given that sign is supposedly in a library, i the errors drive me NUTS.

[beccs]

The highlight of my day

[CarlKeller]

*disclaimer: if you find swearing offensive, do not unblur this.

[spoiler]

[/spoiler]

[beccs]

As a term of endearment, one word. As an insult, two words

[Janie]

[anon2571578]

As a term of endearment, one word. As an insult, two words

Also dependent on whether or not this valentine is being written to Oedipus.

[anon2571578]

[juice]

[Shanda]

[Rajseth]

With 3 days’ notice, they’ll sell you one for $8000.

Feldman Protocol is expensive!