Humor :-)
Surely some people love green tea… I drank some good ones myself but now they taste grass to me (as nearly all green leaves ever did).
I love my morning hot water though. Each to their own.
After 2 years on/off carnivore I managed it with a big pot of water I cooked a single pork tongue in (but with salt and spices, that’s important. it’s still not nearly as flavorful as my normal broth/soup with only salt and enough meaty bones) 
I normally eat when just borderline hungry but this month I went further…
(Vegetable broth was always amazing to me. Maybe I will find it way too sugary at this point… It depends, I guess but I can’t think of a tasty and not sweet vegetable for soups…)
LOL… yeah my husband looks at me like I am nuts when I say that…cannot compute.
I would totally wear this on a hike, and make them flee before me. It’s Portland, Oregon, so it would be a stampede.
