Humor :-)


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2275

My mouth waters whenever someone mows their lawn but that’s because I used to be a landscaper and lawn mowing season meant Ching-ching! It’s like Pavlov’s wallet.


(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #2276

There are also those who eat Marmite and Vegemite and even inflict them on others and yet are allowed roam the earth unpunished. Of course, there are those who would say that eating Marmite and Vegemite is its own punishement. Just saying. :grin:


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2277

I’ve gone 51 years without tasting either one. I think I’m gonna make it all the way through.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2278

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Stay safe, avoid carbs.


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2279


(Carnivore for the win) #2280


(Laurie) #2281

I don’t get it but … Beautiful kitty!


(Stickin' with mammoth) #2282

I believe it was meant to be the reciprocal look of disappointment and disdain. Not much of a stretch for a cat.

(cat lover)


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(Stickin' with mammoth) #2284

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Pretty much.


(Edith) #2285

Not keto, but I thought this was funny.


#2286


(Bob M) #2287

Lyrics from a Norah Jones song:

It’s him or me that’s what he said
But I can’t choose between a vegan and a pot head
So I chose you because you’re sweet
And you give me lots of lovin’ and you eat meat

http://www.songlyrics.com/norah-jones/man-of-the-hour-lyrics/

Ha!

Unfortunately, I think the song is about a dog.


(KCKO, KCFO) #2288


#2289

Wife found this one and left it on my desktop…


(Troy) #2291

Follow the :moneybag:


(Central Florida Bob ) #2292

Our regular grocery store has started stocking hog jowl bacon regularly, and we’ve started having it as a snack food regularly, too.

The other day, while gnawing on the rind of a piece of it, my wife says, “have you noticed how the hog jowl bacon is tougher than the regular bacon?”

I said, “that’s because pigs don’t do sit-ups but they use their jaw muscles all the time.”


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(Edith) #2296

Do you use eggs as the lure to catch the bacon fish?