Sumo wrestlers only.
Humor :-)
Ruina
(Hyperbole- best thing in the universe!)
#202
I will publicly humiliate men who do this on the subway.
amen!
juice
(Running from stupidity)
#205
My wife thought it was a great idea to change, because it chopped about 65 letters off her surname. #Netherlandsrepresent
beccs
(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝)
#208
The first time I got married I did change my last name. But I was 19 and didn’t really have my own “identity” at the time. The second time I didn’t change it. And thankfully I didn’t cause we divorced 
juice
(Running from stupidity)
#209
Young Ones:
MIKE: I’ll bet you are. So there’s always tonight. What’d you say your name was?
HELEN: Promise you won’t laugh? [Mike nods] It’s Helen. [Vyvyan laughs, but Mike stops him] Sounds like the kind of name someone would give to someone who looks as if they’d been to Hell and back, isn’t it? [Vyvyan is really confused] It’s terribly embarrassing. Still, at least my surname isn’t Back. It’d be awful, wouldn’t it? Helen Back.
[pause]
My surname is Mucous.
Janie
(Jane)
#210
Yeah, but my maiden name is still another man’s name - my Dad’s. How is that an improvement?
My own names that are truly mine are my first and middle names.
juice
(Running from stupidity)
#211
Did you change them from ones you had earlier in your life, Regina-style?
beccs
(Lazy, Dirty Keto 😝)
#212
This is true. I guess I just see them as the names I was born with, which I don’t ever wanna change again 
Ruina
(Hyperbole- best thing in the universe!)
#216
240lbfatloss
(Ken)
#218
At my University, there was actually a student named Fonda Dicks. I’ll bet she was happy to take the last name of her husband.
Gaff
#220
My second dog was pretty tired out after her weekly training class yesterday. Back home I wasn’t sure which of these dogs I needed to walk because they were all non-responsive.
