Never washes his hand! (a/k/a: Ugly Sock Puppets alter ego)
Never feed your sock puppets bird seeds!
Teeheehee, damn I can’t find the bog roll emoji so here’s all the possible wipe arse friendly emojis . See could use anyone of these things. We must improvise In this lack of dunny paper catastrophe. Ok, Maybe not the finger.
I know a Vegan and she would be very tasty indeed. ( Oh I’m bad)
8 days into our family lockdown and I’m starting to question whether the Donner party was even hungry. …
Thanks KetoGal I needed a laugh.. Pass some of that onto me, cos I’m down to diaper wipes. .