Hahahaha! You dedicated kitchen types fascinate me. I mean, I can commit to a recipe if the result is a trough of food I can forage on in the fridge for days but the idea of standing over my counters each and every day, measuring, chopping, stirring, ladling, wiping, washing, and drying makes my teeth itch. Then, I need bacon.
I need to marry a keto chef who can give back rubs.