** SARCASM WARNING. THIS IS A JOKE POST IN RESPONSE TO MEAT-EATERS RAISING OFF-TOPIC WARNINGS TOWARDS VEGETARIANS. **
Please link to this post if you see somebody ineffectively warning a vegetarian. Especially if you see a subtle warning rather than a direct rebuke. I’ve noticed that every single topic on vegetarian protein sources has a serious lack of people saying “just eat meat."
Please help me on this. I am a semi-vegetarian (WTF is that?) and I need help. All vegetarians do. We need to be chastised more and patronized more about our personal choices until we simply surrender and stuff dead animals down our gobs all day.
If someone starts another topic about non-animal protein it’s important that many members reply:
"Just eat meat!”
It’s 3 simple bold words. We cannot have too many people shouting this. A stronger version is:
“Just eat meat you fool!”
It’s only 5 words. The subtle versions of:
“I don’t understand why you don’t eat meat.” or “Supplements are dangerous. Real meat for me." and other subtle statements don’t really cut it. It’s far too logical for a vegetarian to hear. You need you to be chastising us. Not trying to persuade us. We are dense people really.
This is an important issue because people who choose to eat non-animal protein are simply doing so because they have never really properly considered their options and the realities of life. They don’t understand the dangers or true cost of non-animal protein and they need to be reminded constantly that you choose to eat meat and vegetarianism makes no sense. Vegetarians have definitely never read The Vegetarian Myth and probably know nothing about the research indicating that vegetarianism raises their cancer risk. They have bought into the lies from Dean Ornish and don’t understand how his research and The China Study are both seriously tainted by selection bias and financial agendas.
Yet it doesn’t help to remind them of this in any kind, subtle or genuine way. It simply doesn’t work. Vegetarians are dense, or they wouldn’t be vegetarians. You really must shout:
JUST EAT MEAT!
Please link people who are inadequately warning vegetarians to this post. Especially in threads about vegetarian protein sources as they are the most misguided threads of all.
Thanks for your help
p.s. That’s a bloody red pumping heart direct from a fresh kill…mmmyummy… just eat it!!!