How Much have you Lost

(Brenda Zorn IDM Educator) #21

I lost a 2 MONTH old horse.

I’d like to lose 10 guinea pigs and 2 chihuahuas more. Then I think I’ll be exactly where I want.

(Mike Glasbrener) #22

A cat should solve that. :innocent:

Anyone who stops at 77lbs needs to consult their financial advisor. :stuck_out_tongue:


I’ve lost an average adult male…I knew I’ve become only half the man I once once.


I’m down an automobile tire but aiming for an elephant penis.

I think… scary!

(Randy) #25

I’ve apparently lost an elephants heart in 2 months.

Not sure how to feel about that… :grinning:

(Brenda Zorn IDM Educator) #26


You guys need to “weigh in” on this!
This is funny as shit.
Any of you lose a 60 pounds? Lmao


An average adult woman but I don’t like that one so I am opting for a gold brick plus and Irish Setter!

(Brenda Zorn IDM Educator) #28

Wow. And an Irish setter! Cool.


I’m down a 5 gallon bottle of water and a guinea pig! :smile:

I still need to lose an Irish setter–at least.

(Ernest) #30

An elephant penis!
Does size matter in elephant kingdom?

(matt ) #31

I lost a big bag of bird seed!

(G. Andrew Duthie) #32

I lost a nine year-old child (nearly 60 lbs).

Any time I want a reminder, I can carry my youngest up the stairs. He’s actually 10, and weighs a bit more now.

(John Somsky aka KetoGrinder) #33

I’ve lost a small bale of hay. Not as interesting as most of the other ones.

(Laura) #34

You don’t have to settle for that… just go add enough to hit the 50lbs. like a human skin and an elephant’s heart.

(John Somsky aka KetoGrinder) #35

In that case I’ve lost a human head, a bald eagle, a sperm whale’s brain, an ostrich egg and two Chihuahuas.

(Louise ) #36

@Brenda I’ve lost two elephant’s penises!! and then some!

(Jim Russell) #37

I have lost an average 2 year old child over the last month and an average female fashion model overall.

(Brenda Zorn IDM Educator) #38



Darn…only a small bale of hay! 10 more and it could have been an elephant penis!!!

(Brenda Zorn IDM Educator) #40

Oh God. I’m laughing my ass off over here!!!