How Much have you Lost

(Brian) #95

Coming up on an Irish Setter! :slight_smile:

(Banting & Yudkin & Atkins & Eadeses & Cordain & Taubes & Volek & Naiman & Bikman ) #96

Today, the scale said that it’s a small bale of hay.

I prefer to think of it as five gallons of water and the average amount of chemical additives consumed by an American in a calendar year.

#97

An elephant heart and a guinea pig :joy:

(Danielle) #98

I’ve lost a human head and an average human leg. You’d think I would have noticed…

(Laura) #99

I would way prefer to find a brick of gold🤣

#100

I lost 3 bags of red potatoes in 3 months. My goal is to lose another 3 bags by Christmas. By the way, anyone have a keto recipe for egg nog?

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #101

The search function in this forum works very well.
The magnifying glass shaped thing at the top of the page? All I did was put in the words “egg nog”.

(Bunny) #102

150 Oxford Dictionary …lol :rofl:

(Doug) #103

I’ve lost about 550 eggs, so the cupboards are a bit bare at the moment…

#104

I lost a leg, gained a brain, went carnivore, staying the same.

(Jane) #105

I’ve lost an automobile tire, a human head and a rack of baby back ribs!

And I can feel my ribs now!!!
:smiley:

(KCKO, KCFO) #106

I got so excited when I could feel mine again, also collarbones, yea.

#107

Please turn your head away from my voice, and put your fingers in your ears because I have something delicate to say about my weight loss on keto the last three months. Ok Everyone.
Are you ready? Here’s my good news . . .

Losing significant belly fat I can now wipe my _____ more efficiently without pulling a chest muscle.

#108

Sweet Baby Jesus, have you not tried toilet paper ?.

(Bacon is a many-splendoured thing) #109

Indelicate it may be to discuss, but it is a very real non-scale victory. Congratulations!

One of the things I love best about this way of eating is all the little things I don’t have to think about any more—because I can simply do them!

(Nola) #110

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This made me laugh today… EIGHTEEN chihuahuas, oh my!

(Running from stupidity) #111

Oh, it’s in pretend units of measurement.

#SIunitsFTW

(Susan) #112

As of today i have lost a two year old and a brain. You would think i would be more careful.
i want to lose a leg and a chihuahua

(Pete A) #113

A gold brick haha

(Randy) #114

I’ve lost the “complete Oxford English Dictionary”

Lucky for me I’m not much of a reader…