Sure
Well, here comes the rotten eggđ
You can play too
Omelettinâ you Join this one time though
How many eggs do you eat?
Tmdlkwd
(Troy)
#21
juice
(Running from stupidity)
#23
Will I get in trouble if I suggest you have a thick (al)bumen thighs?
juice
(Running from stupidity)
#25
OP is a dick who clearly watches childrens TV. Iâd be careful. EGGSTREMELY careful.
islandlight
(Laurie)
#28
I fast 2 days a week, and I eat 3 eggs a day on 3 or 4 of the remaining 5 days. So,
per week: 9 or 12.
I donât have an egg pun, but I have an egg situation:
My boyfriend has a rooster and 5 hens. When I ask him about eggs, he acts like he doesnât know what Iâm talking about: âUh, eggs, yeah, I guess there might be eggs.â Ah, forget it. So we buy industrial eggs from the general store. Finally my boyfriend explained that his chickens are not for eggs, theyâre a means of preparing a piece of land for a garden. Since I no longer eat vegetables, I donât care about the garden. . . .
Meerkatsandy
#29
Im loving all of your punsâŚone more yolk
What did the officer say to the egg after he pulled it over for speeding?
Omelettinâ it slide this time.
islandlight
(Laurie)
#30
Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldnât lay an egg,
So I rubbed a little butter
On her left hind leg.
Oh, she wiggled and she giggled
And she stood upon her head,
And the silly little chicken
Laid a scrambled egg.
Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldnât lay an egg,
So I poured some vinegar
On her left hind leg.
Oh, she wiggled and she giggled
And she stood upon her head,
And the silly little chicken
Laid a pickled egg.
Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldnât lay an egg,
So I smeared some chocolate
On her left hind leg.
Oh, she wiggled and she giggled
And she stood upon her head,
And the silly little chicken
Laid an Easter egg.
Well, I had a little chicken,
And she wouldnât lay an egg,
So I rubbed gunpowder
On her left hind leg.
Oh, she wiggled and she giggled
And she stood upon her head,
And the silly little chicken
Laid a hand grenade.
Screenack
(less is more, more or less)
#31
Sigh. Eggs are my âV8â LCHF food. My wife makes a brilliant omelette for my son or herself. Thatâs when I smack my forehead and say; âI couldâve had eggs!â
I suppose 6 / week.
You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette.
Ketodaisy
(Daisy)
#32
Although it may be a little eggcentric, Iâm finishing up my second egg feast. So this week Iâve had 6-7 eggs a day since Sunday. Normally my egg intake is sporadic at best
Alex_PN
(Alex )
#33
I have mine two ways, either poached or omelettised! (is that a word? - if not, it is now) - Usually go for 4 eggs in one go⌠very rarely have them more than once a day though.
Have a cool little ÂŁ7 pan which has plastic moulds to bring out perfect poached eggs! 6-7 minutes they are just about right! easily one of the best pieces of kitchen equipment I have!
Tmdlkwd
(Troy)
#34
Nice!
I was looking at those on amazon
And the other options like an egg poacher appliance
This one here , deal of the day $14.99
Just another toyđ
juice
(Running from stupidity)
#36
Wouldnât it just be easier to sous vide them for 45 minutes in the shell (having got the sous vide equipment together), then get them out of the shell, then put them in simmering water (get that going not too hard) for 30-45 seconds? Wouldnât it?
OldDoug
(Doug)
#39
Great thread, Troy. 
One thing I like about the âcontinental breakfastsâ that many hotels have is peeled, hard-boiled eggs. A couple packets of salt and what luxury! Often eat 3, then a big plate of bacon and scrambled eggs.
Made scrambled eggs at home, using 15 eggs - my wife ate some and I ate all the rest.
Donât egg-nore this wonderful food.
PetaMarie
(squirrel-kissing paper tamer)
#40
ButâŚbut they still lay eggs. Donât they roost some place? Or are they those non-egg-laying variety of chicken? 