So I had two very weird (but positive) keto “moments” today…
I worked a night shift last night, so got up at 3 am, had a suuuuper stressful shift, which is very unusual, cos usually things are relatively calm and easy, had to do an extra 2 hours of overtime just to get all the fallout sorted out, then was rushing home and figured I needed to get some food, especially for tomorrow because I’ll be driving to a city that’s 2 hours away and spending the day there, with very little time between various appointments, so I figured I should go and buy enough keto food to take on tomorrow’s trip so that I’m covered, if I don’t find the time/ options tomorrow to buy decent keto foods in a city where I’m unfamiliar with the shops…
Anyway, I went to the supermarket, grabbed half a dozen keto foods that are “transportable” and good nutritous “snacks” and walked past one of the refrigerators and glanced at one of my favourite (vegetarian) snacks. They’re sort of like felafel balls, but not made of chickpeas… Anyway, I was going to pass them buy and ignore them, cos I know chickpeas have quite a lot of carbs…
Uh, yeah, I just looked it up… Google says they have 61 g of carbs per 100 g serving!! Omg… I love chickpeas…
And so I realise felafels must have a relatively high carb content too… (Google says 32 g of carbs per 100 g serve… sighhhhh…)
So yeah, I was resigned to just passing them by and repeating my mantra of “Carbs are your frenemy” but then curiosity got the better of me and I picked up the package cos I just wanted to know how BAD it was… How high the carb count would be… And I read it and it said “2 g carbs per 100 g serve” and I was just like Huh? What? Am I reading this wrong? Is there some kind of printing error? But nope… It’s 2 g per 100 g serve… Soooo strange! I’m too exhausted from having been up for 20 hours straight to work through the list of ingredients and to figure out why it’s such a low carb count, but needless to say I was pretty happy (albeit stunned) and got a pack of these low-carb felafels and was just in disbelief that this is a relatively inexpensive, readily available, transportable, ready-to-eat keto product that happens to be one of my all time favourite snacks…
I was walking round the supermarket dazed from this experience and thinking “You never really “know” by just making assumptions about the carb count…” I mean there’s so many items where most people probably think “Well, the carb count of XYZ can’t be that high” and then it’s something ridiculous like 61 g for chickpeas, that most people would say is a “healthy vegetable”…
But I didn’t really think that the reverse would also be true (or at least only very rarely…) That you think a particular food probably has a “high” carb count and then it turns out it’s close to negligible, ie zero or in the low single digits… Just goes to show how assumptions can lead you astray.
Anyway, emboldened by this weird and confusing turn of events, when I reached the dairy aisle, I got some cheese and walked past the shelves with the desserts, including my favourite chocolate desert, which is actually made with soy milk, which I don’t like at all, but this desert is so well made that it doesn’t taste like soy AT ALL… and the reason I like it so much is that it’s got a very intense chocolate flavour (which probably covers up the icky soy flavour) and importantly has very little sugar in it, and doesn’t taste sweet at all… So sort of like a dark chocolate, but as a desert. (I’m addicted to carbs, but I HATE things tasting really “sweet”… I remember when we were kids my brother would lick his fingertip and dip it in the sugar bowl and then lick the sugar off his finger and he’d just loooove it whereas I’d be watching him, wanting to puke, because the taste of pure sugar was disgusting to me… So even though I’m a carb addict, I’ve always preferred savoury to sweet (so I’d definitely perfer salty crisps to ice-cream, and salty popcorn to (groce, disgusting) sweet popcorn)…
Anyway, so this soy milk (yuck), intense chocolate (yum), barely sweet (yum) desert was also on my “can’t eat this anymore” list… Cos how is a chocolate dessert in supermarket aisle gonna be keto…? But the weird felafel incident made me be more curious so I checked this dessert too and while it’s not zero carb by some freak miracle, the carb count was 15.7 g of carbs per 100 g serving… Which to me means that eventually, when I’m fully fat adapted, one serving (125 g in a seperate little package) has 19.6 g of carbs, so once or twice a month this desert is an option as a special treat, if I keep my carb count down way low that day, by say intermittent fasting until lunch time, making sure my lunch and dinner are zero carb and then having this dessert as a treat and unbelievably still staying with in the ketosis carb count for the day…
Anyway… the combination of sleep deprivation and keto engery boost is making me blather on like a weirdly annoying waterfall… So I will stop and try to get some sleep (it’s 11 pm here and I have to be up again by 6 am)… Ugh…!
(That’s me dreaming of 2 g carb felafels and 15.7 g treats on special occasions…)