Clever Keto Phrases

(missg) #61

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

(Patsy Morgan) #62

What about
K = Keep
E= Eating (Fat)
T= To
O= Optimise

(ketohealthclub) #63

Yes!! I’m going to print that. LOL!

(Stickin' with mammoth) #64

If it has ingredients, it’s not food.
Food IS ingredients.

Bacon Storage
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Insert Bacon Here

deranged metabolism

I (heart) purse bacon

(David) #66

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(David) #67

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(David) #68

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#69

@AnnaLeeMI You should sell these at Ketofest coming up in New London!

(AnnaLeeThal) #70

Totally would if I was going. Alas, it is not in the budget. What I can try to do is get the shop up and running by that time

(I want abs... olutely all the bacon) #71

my freakin’ sides hurt!

(Guardian of the bacon) #72

Good ab workout!

(Guardian of the bacon) #73

If you are taking orders by then and anyone that is going to ketofest wants to avoid shipping costs…I could deliver for you.

(I want abs... olutely all the bacon) #74

On the back of your FAB bacon shirt add something like this… needs a person clever with words to enhance…

I’d like to teach the world to eat
In perfect _______
I’d like to share (hold…) _____ (crispy bacon? I want to use it, but it doesn’t sound right…)
And keep it _______

or some other riff on the classic song…:laughing::sunglasses:

(Ross Daniel) #75

Exactly this. One with chemical symbols of ketone bodies, nothing else. No text, nothing. I love conversation piece t-shirts. They are effective at getting people to ask “what is on your shirt?” or “what does that mean?”

The other ideas are clever, with the fun saying like “Give me Fat or Give me Death” but they can be misinterpreted by folks very easily. I like simple. :sunglasses:

(AnnaLeeThal) #76

Now my husband is telling me to price it out so we may go after all!

(Guardian of the bacon) #77

Pre sell enough T’s, pay for the trip.

(AnnaLeeThal) #78

Yes.

(Stickin' with mammoth) #79

I was involved with a screenprinter/powdercoater/airbrush artist for a long time and spent enough time around the largest shop in Denver to learn three things about event sales:

  1. Print on neutral shirts–white, black, grey, brown. They’re buying the message, not fashion. Don’t come home with a stack of bacon-colored XSs because folks realized the color made their chest look like dried blood.

  2. Make that message damned good. Run a poll, pick the three most clever, original ideas, and watch one of them start a movement. Copyright the hell out of it and trademark your biz in your state.

  3. (opt.) Consider putting some thought into selecting a unique Pantone shade that will become recognizable at a glance. When your message takes off, you’ll be printing on a lot more than shirts. It’s a pricey move that often pays off.

I’ll accept payment for my services in a white XXXL.

(Ashley Haddock) #82

I freaking love that.

(Ashley Haddock) #83

Butter Chugger :joy: