Clever Keto Phrases

(AnnaLeeThal) #1

My husband is an artist and works for a screen printing shop. He enjoys designing Tshirts and wants to start making some Keto themed shirts.

Who has some clever Keto phrases that would be cool on a shirt?

This is one he made the other day:

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(Guardian of the bacon) #2

If life gives you lemons,
throw them away and get some bacon.

 Everything in
  moderation 
 except butter

and coffee and bacon

Iā€™d like a quadruple bacon cheeseburger
with extra bacon
Hold the bread,
Iā€™m on a diet.

According to this BMI chart
I am too short

(David K) #3

I <3 the last one.

(AnnaLeeThal) #4

:laughing:

(Tom Seest) #5

Body by Bacon

(Dustin Cade) #6

ā€œKetogenic and loving itā€

(Tom Seest) #7

iā€™m a BIG FAT OXidizing machineā€¦(youā€™d have to use small and large fonts)

(Tom Seest) #8

Butter & Bacon - 1
Diabetes - 0

(AnnaLeeThal) #9

Oh! One of my friends at work dubbed me the ā€œKeto goddessā€. I probably need that in a shirt. Would the hashtag #sexyketogoddess be going too far? :flushed::heart_eyes::joy:

#10

Iā€™m not anywhere near my goal weight so if I wore some of those slogans, people who didnā€™t know where I started and how much Iā€™ve lost would think the bacon made me fat instead.

(ketohealthclub) #11

I am Powered By Ketones.

(Guardian of the bacon) #12

Would I be too forward if I said no?

Youā€™ve worked hard for it, you deserve to call yourself whatever you like.

(AnnaLeeThal) #13

How about this:

Iā€™ve got 99 problems but elevated triglycerides ainā€™t one.

Eat Fat Burn Fat

Butter for President

(Trisha) #14

Bacon, butter, and fat bombs

#15

ā€œButter for Presidentā€! :joy:

  • The ketones made me do it
  • Sponsored by butter
  • Sponsored by bacon
  • Ketonians do it butter
  • Does my butt look fat in this? (with a comical picture of a stick of wrapped butter)
(AnnaLeeThal) #16

I like all of those.

ā€œGive me butter or give me deathā€

#17

:+1::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: love it!

#18

Body by Keto

Keto Dudette (with the 2ketodudes logo)

Got Ketones?

No carbs? No problems!

Fueled by Ketones

(ketohealthclub) #19

ā€œI donā€™t always eat bacon, but when I doā€¦ Never mind, I always eat bacon.ā€

(The Most Ketofied Man in the World)

(Jo Lo) #20

ā€˜A spoonfull of butter helps the venison go downā€™