Clever Keto Phrases

(Mike W.) #41

I’ll second…or third “Body by bacon”. I’ll take it in a Large though. I don’t want to be able to wear it until I’ve earned it :wink:

(Julie Anderson) #42

Fat is Where it’s At! is one of my favorite catch phrases. I usually utter this when one of my co-workers comments on the bacon or other fatty, delicious food I am eating.

Julie

(Tom Seest) #43

Bacon Saves Lives
Butter Saves Lives
Fat is Sweet
From Fat to Phat
I’m a Butter Chugger

(Kerri Hines) #44

Gotta rep my carnivores here
I think it would be cool to have one that simply said “carnivorous”
Maybe one that said “Perfect human diet” with all sorts of animal shapes. Or maybe just different cuts of meat…
Eat meat. Drink water.
I don’t do veggies
:grin::grin:

(Dustin Cade) #45

Well I’ll buy a shirt

(Tom Seest) #46

I don’t count calories…I count strips of bacon.

(kimhowerton) #47

I want one with the chemical ketone symbol

And one that says
Keto not CICO

(Cathy Schroder) #48

How about this:

If it sounds too good to be true it probably is…
Unless it’s Keto of course…

(Justin Blow) #49

I now want “Bacon, Butter, Fat Bombs” on my wall in the same font as everyone else’s “live laugh love”. Lol.

99 problems should be on a shirt.

(Guardian of the bacon) #50

(AnnaLeeThal) #51

Steak in the shape of a heart

#52

Or Live, Laugh, Love Keto perhaps?!

#53

Keto: offaly good for optimum health

(AnnaLeeThal) #54

Or just “Food is Healthcare” for simplicity.

(Guardian of the bacon) #55

I just saw that and wanted to share, I thought this thread was as good a place as any.

(AnnaLeeThal) #56

It’s very good.

(Trisha) #57

Replace the Nike swoosh with bacon:
Just do it

(AnnaLeeThal) #58

Or “Just Eat it”

#59

I thought exactly the same thing! :joy:

(Tom) #60

Here’s one I’ve had in my head for a long time:

"my keto brings all the boys to the yard.

Damn right. It’s better than carbs."