Clever Keto Phrases

(Ross Daniel) #21

A simple rendition of the last supper painting, but instead of bread its butter and bacon

(Stephanie Hanson) #22

Powered by ketones, cuss words and chaos.

(Trisha) #23

Keto is phat

#24

Iā€™m having far too much fun with this! Though in reality for every phrase Iā€™ve posted, Iā€™ve rejected another 100! :grinning:

  • I burn ketones. Whatā€™s your super power?
  • I went to the (healthy food) pyramids and all I got was this lousy XXXL shirt
  • Bacon + butter + beef = Ketopia
  • I :heart: Bacon
  • Bacon spelt out to look like the periodic table (Barium [Ba], Cobalt [Co] and Nitrogen [N])
(John Cotter) #25

Or do a riff on Intel Insideā€¦ Ketones Inside

(Steve) #26

Carpe adipem (seize the fat)
Carbs? We donā€™t need no stinkā€™n carbs!!
I feel the needā€¦ The need for Keto.
Mongo like Keto
You had me at baconā€¦
Take your stinking carbs away from me, you damned dirty ape

(AnnaLeeThal) #27

You guys are awesome.

(AnnaLeeThal) #28

Ketones kicked my diabetes in the teeth.

I love myself therefore I eat butter.

Butter and bacon are my BFFā€™s

(Steve) #29

After thinking on this one again, maybe it should be ā€˜ADAā€™ instead of apeā€¦ :slight_smile:

(AnnaLeeThal) #30

How about a shirt with images of a coffee cup, butter, and bacon.

(John Cotter) #31

This is just mocked up using icons from quick google searches.

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(Dustin Cade) #32

I want a shirt with this across my back like a jersey! front could be ā€œNo Carbsā€ in a team logoā€¦

(Guardian of the bacon) #33

Built
By
:bacon:

or maybe

This body
Sculpted by
:bacon: & :cheese:

Show me the science
I conquered T2D
With
C4 H8 O2

(Steve) #34

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(AnnaLeeThal) #35

I have ketones and Iā€™m not afraid to use them.

Healed by butter and bacon

(Ross Daniel) #36

Itā€™s not delivery, itā€™s Carlā€™s Head!

(AnnaLeeThal) #37

Oh. I for sure need a shirt that says n=1

(AnnaLeeThal) #38

Iā€™m working on convincing my husband to open an Etsy shop. I love the Team No carbs idea!!

(missg) #39

Me too!!! :blush:

(ketohealthclub) #40

Do it!!