I got a pretty good giggle out of this. I understand exactly where he’s coming from.
So I built up a tolerance to MCT oil, drank a cup of coffee with a tablespoon of MCT oil every morning… maybe two tablespoons. But my routine changed for a few months, and this afternoon I was heading to a meeting at work and forgot I hadn’t had any MCT oil in a while.
This is where I made a big mistake.
I poured a liberal amount of MCT oil into my coffee and slurped it down to stay awake during the meeting.
About an hour into the meeting my stomach started feeling weird, and I had the sudden urge to shit… badly.
I tried to concentrate on the meeting until I couldn’t hold out any longer, maybe 20 minutes or so and then told my colleague I had another meeting and had to rush off and to let me know if any important developments.
I made a b-line to the toilet and wtf… I literally just pissed liquid out of my butthole, like a lot of liquid. I’m not even talking like just loose diarrhea this was water just gushing out my asshole like high pressure hose pipe.
It wasn’t even a type 7 on the Bristol scale. I don’t even think there is a type of stool on the scale that is straight up water. I’ve honestly never ever seen this in my decades of life on this planet.
Anyway, all day I’ve been busy as fuck at work and I have been to the bathroom to shit my brains out 12 times so far.
It doesn’t even feel like I have anything to shit but I get a weird rumble in my belly and when I sit down just gallons of liquid gush out my asshole. It’s the most toe curling weird feeling I’ve ever had.
It’s so bad that I can’t even go to the gym tonight, I honestly feel like if I tighten my core muscles I’m just going to projectile skitter all over the gym.
Anyway, I always dismissed the whole MCT oil and laxative thing, I thought, yeah maybe it’ll loosen up your stools a little or make you want to poop - but my poor wee butthole is literally red raw from wiping every time I’ve been to the bathroom. I’m sure I probably smell like shit too, I’ve never actually had to wipe my butt cheeks clean before today.
Welp, at least the work days over. I’m heading home to shower and apply some aloe vera to my hoop.