Love her! I use that quote all the time.
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no penis?
Still no fucking eye dear
This is what happened to me when I tried the Atkins diet many years ago and didn’t eat enough fat,then eventually, inhaled a box of krispy kremes,made myself sick and quit Atkins,it drove me to the white powder
I depend on meat…misheard lyrics (oldie, but goodie…requires Flash):
(content warning: the link itself is totally SFW but there is other content on the site that is a little on the sweary side, among other things)