Anyone know any good keto jokes?
Did you hear about the ketonian who made marijuana brownies using a substitute sweetener?
It was a case of Splenda in the grass!
Did you hear about the ketonian who put her fist through an Excel spreadsheet?
She was trying to hit her macros!
I’m never there when I’m needed.
Did you hear the sad story about the guy who did keto? He’s not half the man he used to be.
This is great thread! Have a joke / meme thread!
Yes. Please. I NEED it.
Hear about the keto chef who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
The forbidden fruit!!! God must be KETO?!!
Did you hear about the guy who ran a marathon dressed as junk food? He bested his fellow competitors and came in 1st place despite being one of the slower runners. How did he manage that? Because, you can’t outrun a bad diet… ba-dum tss
I’ll be here all week. Eating real food.
Cashier: Why is your soap cold?
Me: Because it is butter
It’s sort of keto (not really), but still 100% amusing. Maybe this is what happens to the carbs we reject - they have an existential crisis?