A Funny Thing Happened On the Way To the Ketogenic Forum

(Larry Lustig) #1

Anyone know any good keto jokes?

(Larry Lustig) #2

Did you hear about the ketonian who made marijuana brownies using a substitute sweetener?

It was a case of Splenda in the grass!

(Larry Lustig) #3

Did you hear about the ketonian who put her fist through an Excel spreadsheet?

She was trying to hit her macros!


Where’s @tdseest when you need him most. :smiling_imp:

(Tom Seest) #5

I’m never there when I’m needed.

(Meeping up the Science!) #6

(Larry Lustig) #7

Did you hear the sad story about the guy who did keto? He’s not half the man he used to be.

(Louise ) #8

This is great thread! Have a joke / meme thread!

(IDM Educator) #9

Yes. Please. I NEED it.

(Meeping up the Science!) #10

(carl) #11

Hear about the keto chef who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

(darlee44) #12


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(Meeping up the Science!) #15


The forbidden fruit!!! God must be KETO?!!

(Ross Daniel) #17

Did you hear about the guy who ran a marathon dressed as junk food? He bested his fellow competitors and came in 1st place despite being one of the slower runners. How did he manage that? Because, you can’t outrun a bad diet… ba-dum tss

I’ll be here all week. Eating real food.

(darlee44) #18


(Kirk Devore Sr) #19

Cashier: Why is your soap cold?
Me: Because it is butter

(Meeping up the Science!) #20

It’s sort of keto (not really), but still 100% amusing. Maybe this is what happens to the carbs we reject - they have an existential crisis?