Hi - Sassa here…
I’ve lurked for a while, but thought it’d be best to incorporate you all through this little quest.
Widowed single soccer mom late’ish 40’s executive professional changing careers keto losing happy fat trying to date raise a daughter a puppy put food on the table master eyeliner and get the lawn mower started without going bat crap crazy. That pretty much sums me up…
After the hubs passed, I gained a butt-ton of weight over the course of 3 years, woke up one day just… fat. Collegiate athlete, active runner, who shut down everything but survival. Thyroid broke, hormones dried up, adrenals shot… pretty much akin to a walking zombie.
The next 3 years was coming out of that apocalypse. I’m proud to say I’ve lost 40 pounds via Keto WOE, and have in the last 3 months (the power of 3 eh?) have stopped my thyroid meds and synthetic hormones, and have never felt better.
I’ve done IF on and off, and have done a couple of 3, 7, and 15 fasts, and have felt amazing after each.
The holidays have always imposed a certain melancholy for me, and this year is no different. I feel as if I have slopped off the sludge of the past 6 years nicely, but am looking to completely reset myself to base, per se. Plus I’d like to get the last 40 pounds off and more than likely do a mommy makeover. My daughter is an avid soccer star, so without being too crass, while I’d like to be really healthy, I also want to be a soccer MILF (you’ll find I’m humorous but starkly blunt). You’ve been warned.
So, starting last night at 6pm EST, nothing has entered my mouth barring water, tea, and as of this morning - coffee. The goal is 30 days - and yes, over Christmas and New Years no doubt. I need the focus.
No one knows I am doing this, cause I just do not need nor will I take the yapping about how and why it is so bad to do, much less “this time of year”. Personality wise, I’m somewhat of a force to be reckoned with, so it will be easy enough to fake partaking in the holiday fixins’.
So - hello there I figure I will be good for the entertainment if nothing else. I’m totally open to feedback, a little criticism if necessary, and welcome humor, wit, and motivation! I give the same.
I’m putting together all of my stats, my awesome doc knows what I’m doing, so mommas ready to roll.
Tentative plan:
Fitbit - 10-15K steps a day - gotta walk the pup and the kid
Fitbit - sleep and heart rate - for fun
Kettlebells - 10 swings 3-5 times a day, more if I’m up to it
Withings Scale - I’ll be tracking weight and BMI using this - know neither are “accurate” - this also links to the Libra app which I love.
Omron Fat loss monitor - tracks fat and BMI - just for fun
Electrolytes - I follow the keto suggestions for magnesium, potassium, and sodium, and will tweak as needed
Self-Love - aromatic salt bathes, slatherings of yummy good lotions, dry brushing and fluffy socks
I’ll be posting here daily, and keeping a spreadsheet of the following - anything I should add, please by all means let me know!
Spreadsheet:
Date & Time
Days / Hours fasted
Weight
Menses
Kettlebells
Steps, Sleep, Heart - Withings & Omron Fat & BMI
Intake in type and Ozs
Supplements
Notes
For full transparency - I vape, and have no desire to stop that at the moment, it’s my mental wooby of sorts.
Off we go!
Sassa