You think amazon guesses how you're living?

[mikki]

like they see this order and say:

“yeah…keto”

or

“uhm…honey you’re going to need those calipers eating all that fat”

or

“soap and lotion making? but what’s the caliper for?”

let’s hear yours

[BillJay]

but what’s the caliper for?

Measuring the thickness of your bacon so you can cook it to perfection!