You shouldn't eat so much bacon


Bob was eating bacon. John says to him “You shouldn’t eat so much bacon, it isn’t good for you.”
Bob replies, “My uncle Fred lived to 103 years old and was healthy every day of his life till the truck ran over him.”
Fred queried “How did he do that, eat bacon every day?”
Bob says “Nope, by minding his own business.”


No problem, there is no such thing as too much bacon. :bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon::bacon:

(Robin) #3

LOVE this! Gonna remember it!