You Know You're Fasting When:

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #1

The canned cat food you heat up in the microwave for your spoiled pet actually smells good…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #2

Your obsessive organizing kicks into overdrive and you empty all the closets/cupboards…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #3

Salt seems like a meal…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #4

You begin to hoard coffee and tea…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #5

You forbid anyone from cooking near the dreaded 24th hour…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #6

You bypass the new recipe posts…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #7

You skip the recipes part of the 2KetoDudes podcast…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #8

You put on an extra pair of socks and a jacket in the house…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #9

You obsessively plan your next feast FOUR DAYS FROM NOW…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #10

You remove anything even slightly resembling food from your countertop…

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #11

Mixing up bottles of KetoAide becomes a major kitchen event…

(eat more) #12

fixed it for you…
:blush:

(Dustin Cade) #13

Do you compulsively tell people you’re fasting at random in public?

#14

I don’t want to end up in “Like Jail” again, so I can’t like all posts, but they’re all good! :smile_cat:

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #15

YES! Do you?? Lol!!!

(8 year Ketogenic Veteran) #16

@richard
@carl
@carolT
@devhammer

IS this true???
Can someone please fix it???

(Dustin Cade) #17

I’ve been warned I like too many things…

(eat more) #18

[looks up whistling] what? me? who does that? :joy:

(yup!)

(Laura) #19

I always skip the recipes because I ain’t cooking.

(Laura) #20

And who spoiled that cat?